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Have you hooked up with anyone you ever made a YouTube video with? I could be his mommy. I want her to pop it. He's just talked [ __ ] So I talked it back. I was eating dinner one day and Zach Justice sent me a DM. He DMs me. He said, "Hey, dating show tomorrow. I want you to be on it." One day heads up. One day heads up. That's all you needed to hear. I said I'm there. I said I was retired. I was like maybe I just needed hanging up cuz I took up one or two L's. Did we decide if I took it? Those are like exhibitions or they were all exhibition. Yeah. They didn't make the permanent records. He's a balloon pop. And I was like, "Am I the one walking out to get popped on?" He was like, "Yep." And I was like, "Let's go." Cuz when you did the pop balloon the first time, that didn't go so well. It wasn't optimal, my ending on that. So, did you come in this time with like a different balloon game strategy? Because, you know, for someone that's been on a lot of the shows, you develop strategies and different tactics that you can use next time you go on. So, some things I messed up, but then other things I think I did well on. So, for our first contestant to talk to all this hot honey huz, we have the one The only rhino. Come here, big boy. Oh, wow. Ladies, he is so tall. Rhinoceros the Marilyn Monroe. How old are you? I am 27. Oh, where's my thing? Anybody else? Pop. No. Everybody thinks you are of age for their body. Hi, I love your voice. It's very sexy. Um, do you like older women? Sure. I mean, I don't even think I think too much about that. I just care about how you act. So, you're saying you could be his sensei because you're so mature and um I could be his mommy if that's what he wants. How How old are you? I'm 31. I'm turning 32 in a month. I mean, I was looking at you backstage. You look amazing. Um Thank you. It's cuz I got salmon injected in my face. Okay. Salmon. Okay. Yeah. I got creeped by a fish. Okay. Oh, okay. Uh we got a pop. Come over here. Ry dog. Look at him. That's what you miss out on. My eyelashes ripping them off. I'm not super upset. Sorry. Damn. Do you want to say anything about her appearance and why you hate her? No, not right now. Not blindfold off. No, I like her outfit. I like the bell, the accent there. I like there's an age thing. I'm 20, too. And I just feel like also like the age gap is like might catch a case a bit. I looked at the comments. The people were kind of dragging that girl because she said, "Oh, I'm 20. uh might catch a case a bit, which I think they they might have added that in there cuz I don't remember her saying that. Might catch a case a bit. Um and people were like, "They're only 5 years apart. Why is she even saying that?" Blah blah blah. The comments were bullying her for saying that. And I was like, "I she no one a five year age." Yeah. No problem with that. I guess seven year age. Oh, you're right. You're right. People were like, "She said 22." Oh god. I got And then so people didn't know if it was five year or whatever. But either way, you're 20. Someone closer to her. Oh yeah. She said you weren't her type. You were even her type. So it doesn't really matter what your age was, right? They didn't see you though, right? When you pop cuz her reason was that she You're not her type, right? Or that wasn't her reason. I think that was after she Oh, after. Mhm. She already didn't like me and then she saw me and say, "Yeah, I'm good. I'm can't." Bro, there's like 20 girls. There's more girls. I don't even think that matters. Yeah. You're not going to be every girl's type. Damn it. Damn, bro. Why do you look so bent out of shape right now? Whenever I film these YouTube videos, I start getting a little toasty and I get worried that I won't have a fresh scent when I'm around people. 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I don't think a woman should be paying for any meals or bills or anything like that. I'm going to ask you to pop two balloons after this question based on their responses. Okay. And they're going to be rapid fire. Oh, my one of my big passions and my career is also making YouTube videos. Do any of the girls here get really jealous to the point where they're going to lose their [ __ ] if they see me breathing near another woman? Um, no. Because sometimes I have to make contact with And what is your name? Uh, Julia. Um, I would say no because Where are you from? I am actually from out here, Cali. What I was going to say is though is that no because there's times I have to make content with guys and be like in the presence of another man. So like sexually or whatever. Not sexually. Okay. I have boundaries. And I will say what's tricky with these is I was saying this to the guys who went after me. We were all like backstage whatever. Nobody really knows if these are real and people are going into these authentically and actually like taking it serious or if everyone's a content creator and is looking for their next funny clip. You know, Zach's there. He looking for clips and funny quips and whatnot, but then I was watching them record with him and it seemed like some girls were actually getting upset when he would say something and it was like you never really know. Yeah. It almost seems like no one ever takes it as serious. And there might be some some girls who like they're like, "Oh, wait. Oh, you're taking it ser like like why wouldn't you just take it serious off?" Cuz it's clout before actual relationship. Mhm. So that's another thing that's was on people's mind like hm is this all a big funny joke? Yeah. It's got to be weird. This is like your 30th one now. Mhm. So, you've seen kind of the ins and outs, the during recording, the after recording. You're just trying to find true love. And that's why you're also operating in a way of like, do I even be truly myself here? Cuz these girls even care about that cuz this girl is only here for this thing. You're kind of like in a weird limbo stage of what's your next move? And I never go on there trying to be a jokester joke boy. Because to me, this isn't the type of setting that I feel like time to start cracking jokes. Like some dudes are like that when they get on here and they're looking for their big moment. which is funny cuz you make so many comedic videos but like literally aren't doing you have no mask on where you're playing a character when you do this and most people do put on a show and go that route you know this is their only time play their own character for that thing which you could do and you could potentially not have your feelings hurt because oh I'm going to act crazy and say something crazy and then when they pop on you well it doesn't matter I was just being a goofball it's all for fun anyways but when I go into it with a more serious lens you know I'm setting myself up for disappointment cuz then there's a lot of other people like oh this all joke to Did you have your eye on anyone? Did you want anyone to nap? I actually wanted this girl. This one I'm talking to you right now. I liked her. There was a girl at the way end. And then there was an Asian girl at the way end as well. Have you hooked up with anyone you ever made a YouTube video with? I could see her in cap and say no. Never cuz that's what y'all would want to hear. But the answer is yes, I have. But that's not when I haven't. I like Mia too in the stripe joint, but we filmed a video with her before. She's nice, but she uh she be doing some real freak [ __ ] Some real porn [ __ ] I wouldn't know from what she's told. Oh yeah. Yeah. She says it in the video. Oh god. Yeah, that there's videos of her sucking day if you're not there. I would never watch that. But I know the exact video. I don't I haven't seen it. YouTube. You've seen it? I haven't seen his YouTube, but I feel like if he's not with someone or in a relationship, if he's hooking up with someone in his video, I feel like that's just game. Game is game. And how does she know if you haven't She hasn't seen any of the videos. She don't know what you look like yet. I was going to say I've met Mia before. Yeah, we've met before. How was it? We worked together actually on video. What capacity? On a video or two? Hell yeah. Mhm. Kiss? No. Do you wish you had? Uh, no. Then why didn't you pop your blood? I was trying to be nice. Well, if you're trying to fall in love with someone and not wish that you had your lips on theirs, your food will hole in their food hole. Is he allowed to talk to women? Oh, absolutely. I'm honestly surprised you don't make friends with women. I think it's beneficial to be friends with women because you can get perspective from them. I would be okay with you making skits with other women cuz trust is earned, not given. Ice King queen. Bigger than Satan. God-fearing man. I don't even know what that term means exactly. I guess it's like oh bigger than Satan. Like bigger like Jesus. Yeah. What does bigger than Satan mean? Actually, cuz like I'm bigger than that. You're bigger than the devil. Bigger than I'm bigger than What's your interpretation of bigger than Satan? I guess I'm getting more demonic than Satan. Okay. Oh, okay. You know what? I never thought of it like that. The front was chilling and I was like, that's a crazy slogan on his back. Oh, you think Satan's big? I'm bigger. That's like the surface level. No, but I also see like, oh yeah, I'm above it. Like I'm above Satan. Like if you're having an argument with someone and they're trying to drag you into something and you say, "Oh, I'm bigger than that." Yeah, cuz I think bigger than Jesus would be like sacrilegion. That sounds bad. Mhm. Yeah. You can't say that. It is a good thing. Okay. You broke it up. Thank you. I know that Marilyn Manson is like cuz I like vintage shirts and [ __ ] and rock memorabilia and [ __ ] I know he's like an edgy person. I heard he removed ribs to suck his own dick. I didn't hear about that. Heard about that one. I have heard about that one. Is that true? The editor will fact check it ours. How am I the only one I got the t-shirt on? That's why no one bought it. It's got the front and the back hit. Like the shirt's like a It's like a talking piece, you know? It's like a conversation piece. What's more beautiful than self- loveve? When I'm around like the vintage shirt clothing community, they like the shirt. Oh, okay. Okay. Actually, I got it because um in 2016, a girl in college got me a Justin It was a Justin Bieber shirt and it was this exact thing. Justin Bieber had the Marilyn Manson and on the back it said bigger than Satan and then Bieber under it and he saw that as like his tour merch. It was like a collab with Fear of God. And I wanted that shirt again. This is the closest thing I can get to it, which is the original concept shirt, but no one cares about that [ __ ] So, we're going to keep playing. If you know, you know, though. That's one of those things. Now, you got to go down the line. Pop two balloons. All right. Who the hell am I popping? Hold on. Stay back. Take off your blindfold, please. Why do you think you're not enough? I think maybe. I think I feel a little threatened by the blonde down there. So maybe he's eyeing her. She has already popped your balloon. Oh, she has. That's awkward. That's really weird. So, who's next? Reluctantly. Oh, no. I was trying to keep the people that I thought might being with me more. So, I was like, I don't think Mia wants me. We got to pop one more balloon. I know who I'm going to pop. Okay, let's do it. Home girl right here. Sorry. It felt like you guys were like flirting almost. That was your girl. That was my girl. I messed up. Like what was that strategy? You always be doing that. There's something about when the bright lights are on. I just be acting up and like I don't think Do you feel regret after that or not? Or was it like you popped her so she wants you more? I say a little reason here which I guess is what I was thinking. I regret it. How about when you seen her eyes? Did you fall more in love or were you like, "Okay, that's actually a good decision." No, I definitely fell more in love when I saw her. Okay. Well, that's cuz she's a cute girl. You're like way taller than her, too. Yeah. I like short girls, brunette usually. You guys were like flirting almost and I started getting a little jealous. I mean, no, that's not what it was. It's just like, you know, he he just talks [ __ ] so I talk [ __ ] back. You know, Ashley, I was trying to do that so that he wouldn't ruin like what we could have had, but you actually like popped my balloon now. So, like, yeah, it's not a possibility. Okay, we are down to our final three. And you know what that means? Take off your blindfolds and see if you'd pop on this sweet dream boat. Cuz I I should have had my my favorite trifecta brunette. I would have taken out green. And then you'll see what happens here. M. Do you guys want to ask any final question to this sweet guy? So, where would you take me on a first date? Honestly, I would take us to Korean barbecue. Okay. I've been really getting into Korean food lately. So, I really like the bulgogi fries and Yeah. Yeah. And I watch Squid Games this second season. Yes. Squid Games is one of my favorite shows. That's a copout. It's one of the most viewed shows ever, so it's really no personality there. What are you looking for in a relationship? a woman who has a lot of feminine energy cuz I want to be like laying down at night after a long day at work and like my head being scratched and stuff and telling me everything's going to be okay. I give amazing head scratches. If you just stop the scratches, you could have won this whole thing. So, I was happy with this. You could pick. These are the two I wanted. Now he's got to know now he's going to pop one blue and make you guys feel sad. Who wants to feel sad? Just one of you. Only one. Rhino, over to you. Hey, why do you think uh you were close to being enough to being a perfect woman, but you just fell short? You just can't handle a strong bad [ __ ] and that's just what it is. And that's on period. That's funny, bro. Asian girl. I felt like there was a chance cuz she was saying some funny, you know, inappropriate stuff. I was like, she might not be in this for love. She might be on here for a real joking around. And then it's like Zach has his friends on here too. Like he knows the girls. They're bickering back and forth. It's like it doesn't really give the full effect of a dating show that like a true honest raw dating show. Linda Mia OF there's no way that she's actually on here looking for the one. No. So it's like okay we have a content creator on the list. Well yeah Zach just hits up his content creator friends or like his friends that knows girls or whatever. It's just like they're also a content creator but you actually were trying to take it serious. That's why people look at you and they're like there's no way you Yeah. You've been doing the shows before all these other channels started to do it. Like you were on the original Pop the Balloon and Cut and [ __ ] Mhm. And you've been looking for love. That's what I'm saying. Had the pop Asian, even though I thought she was beautiful, I was like, I feel more like Brown Mix Girl was more sincere potentially with her intentions on the show. I can see that. I can see that. She was giving that like cutesy energy, whatever. Not clip farmy energy. So nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Did you see the torso on torso? She just grabbed the hell out of you. She likes you, I think. Look at that hug. That looked like real love to me. Do we get a follow-up? I'm about to tell you after this. All right. All right. What do I do with them? Then when we get off Yeah. You guys go out. You guys go into the sunset. She match your energy. Just like that. So, we walked into the sunset. She was super sweet, super nice. This show just happened recently. The story is still to be continued. That's good. We've gone on a date since the episode. I'll say this without giving up too much. We spoke for a long time for an extended period of time to sort of get to know each other some more. So, did you guys go anywhere after this shoot or No. So, her and I spoke and got to know each other. I have her number. We haven't talked since the show, like since this day. I can hit her up and I can see if she'd be down to even pop on here, put a one time to give her two cents on the cuz she said this had been her first dating show and she was not going into it trying to be a clip farmer and she was actually taking it more serious. So, maybe go on a few dates with her first, you know, really establish that relationship and try to bring her cuz you don't care about the content, you care about the love, you know. So, so you got to show her. You got to make sure the connection's there. So yeah, that was an instance of like when you you could really meet someone cool and [ __ ] to be continued. And why did she go back in the line? Director people decided she should go back just for dicks and gigs. I think they mentioned me on here. I was like, I'll do your thing. Whatever. But I think they do me they do talk about me. Like it almost makes it seem like she wants the camera time then. That's I was like, didn't you just match with Ryan? Like come on, that's messed up. You know, it wasn't her choice. She wasn't like, let me get back in the lineup. The director's like, yeah, get her back in there. But why though? Cuz maybe she could say something for the clip or something. people running this show. It's entertainment first. Rules and ethics after. Well, yeah. Then that just kind of told me how the show is. It's like it's not really a dating show. It's not about like getting matched. She got the match. She's done now. Nah, she's in the next two shoots. I was I was like, "Wait, I thought we I'd have been like, "Wait, what?" No, she we already matched. I just made the Korean barbecue appointment. Made the reservations already. I wasn't really worried about the other guy there being in Yeah, you know how the YouTube world goes. Do you want to explain your stature so they can get a little bit of a little background on what you look like? 4T 28 in thick thighs. Great. Really thick like tree trunk. Like this guy's not here for love. Who's normal here? Who's like a normal person? Raise your hand. It will not it's not going to work. So you got to be kind of weird. Rattle off some weird things that you might be into. Yeah. Like two nights ago I put a bunch of Baja Blast on the on the street and did like a belly slide. Okay. How do we feel about that? I think he's funny but not in this setting. Standup comedy or something like Yeah, he does that. He's like Instagram guy. He and I were talking backstage and [ __ ] and he had a similar thought of like cuz you know he does the content and [ __ ] and he's like do you go on these trying to be funny? Do you go on these being chill? He was like even thinking about that too. So he ruins the whole thing. I think it's just he's a comedian. It's hard to take it. But like comedians be love too. That's what I'm saying. So it's like presumably he's single. I think he gets invited. He thinks he has to say jokes because that's the type of guy he is in all the videos. So it's like well then yeah he can't be serious. He can't even try to be because Zach is expecting him to say some stupid [ __ ] for the video. So, it's like, yeah, he's not even giving him a fair chance anyways to find love. It's all just you're the joke guy. Just we need you some more camera time, some more longer video. And I felt bad like, oh, Zach got me on there knowing I'm the comedy guy. I wonder if he was like, Rhino, crack some jokes. We've been on so many dating shows together, me and Z. He actually does some man. I I think he understands. He was like, it's a notoriety. Rhino's got a face in the space. We have at the very beginning. People have seen Rhino. They're going to get excited whether you crack a joke or not. So, respect Zach for having me on there. I think he just wanted you on. I don't think he cared how you played your role. Mhm. Okay. Uh, sorry. We got to go to You have some balloon on your body. You got balloon on your body. On my body. Uh, why did you pop? And you can take your mask off. Also, you can take your mask off. What's up, man? I'm Blake. How's it going? Hi. You Oh, thank you. You have great eyes. Sorry. Oh, no. It's all good. I have a no comedian policy. Hey, me, too. I got my ex who cheated on me was a comedian. Yeah, you have some baggage there. Are you okay? Can I can I do we feel like that's aneidal argument or no? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. He's definitely my type. I feel like he has a croc on a croc and I'm feeling a little bit regretful. Oh, it's a croc on a croc. I say keep those balloons for as long as you can. It's all It's all good. You seem cool. I appreciate you. I appreciate Oh, get audio. High five. Perfect. Awesome. Perfect. They cut out when the green girl when she had her thing off, she's like, "Oh, yeah. He's he's my type." She said it to me, but they cut that out. But they kept in when the girl said, "I'm good. I don't regret my decision." Yeah. They like cooked you whenever they took their blindfold off. Like I don't work on my decision. You got beautiful eyes. They like all hated you but love him even though they popped. Yeah. The Asian girl called me super cute too and they cut that one out too. I got more love than they show. Pretty sure they said that. I swear to God they said that. Every girl said that, right? Let me see the file. No, they cut out everything. They said I was hot. Like you said she would have let right now if you would have saw me first. They said they didn't make the edit. Hey, that girl said I was sexy, too. No, literally three girls said I was sexy and they cut that out and they kept in the part where they said where they said, "Oh, I'm not mad about my choice." Don't know why they did me like that. Editors be moving [ __ ] around, you know? Perfect. The redhead's like really like tempting me right now. Yeah. Get rid of me now. If you're tempted at all, get rid of me, guys. He is uh he is a red head. Um Okay. All right. Oh my god. Oh my god. You call me Ed Sheeran once. You'll I'll put you down. Yeah. Yeah. But he's still in love with the shape of you. You beat me to the joke. Can you take off your blindfold, please? Me? Yeah. I'm a clown. I'm a redhead. So, he he's You're really cute. You are really cute. I like your back. I love the croc on the croc and the croc on the croc. Okay. Did you pop? Yeah, I did. Okay. Yeah. Take that. Never have saw that coming. The reason why I popped is my sister married a red hat. Yeah. Bad idea, right? Her kid is really cute, but like I'm just like I You don't want a cute kid. You didn't give one reason why that's bad. You got the zipper. Actually, my sister developed a really beautiful child, so I'm not doing that. But she has like blue eyes. Like the kid ended up having blue eyes and red hair. It's Yeah, it's only uh under.1% of the population. No, no. I'm trying to see what negative thing you're trying to say here. Why is that? I don't know. I just like I want to I want to give to the world because it's only me and my sister. Like I I feel like I need to marry someone that's not a redhead. Corny. Those are the next guys. You angel. I'm sorry that I popped Oh, don't worry about it. I just can't imagine like red pubes. Yeah. Yeah, I get waxed. It's easier. Why do you hate the auburn hue? I don't. I just I just the imagination of like that jobs would be so much better during the fall. Like that's the reason. I'm not regretting this. Yeah, that's fine. Cool. You didn't Oh, no worries. Really didn't have to mention that. Oh, we'll get to you in a sec. How do you feel now? You feel pretty stupid. No. No. You seem like a nice guy. I'm just like No, I'm not really into red heads. Totally. Yeah. Not my cup of tea and like I'm sure it's a lot of other people's cup of tea. This will be racism in 10 years. Mark my word. Take this clip. They were digging on them. What's wrong with red heads really though? Not like Oh yeah, all red heads act this way, right? Or what the girl say? Yeah, cuz my sister had a beautiful ginger baby with blue eyes. No, I don't want that for me. What is the color of the hair have anything to do? I need to start a program or a nonprofit or something to stand up for people with red hair. I think that they're beautiful and I would marry a woman who has red hair. I don't personally find that to be an unattractive thing, but that's me. They're making it seem like bad. Like he's a bad guy. That's why he's over there like, "Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want a beautiful kid. Got it." It's kind of like rac What the hell is What's wrong with that? Like my sister has a beautiful kitty, red hair, blue eyes, but for me, I don't want to. They think it's like ugly or something, right? Like that's how they're viewing it. Like, oh no, I can't do red head. We were speaking about how when they were letting go of me and saying, "No, I don't regret my decision." when they let go of him, it was like, "Oh, we wish you're sweet, but you're nice." Whatever. But you're cute, though. Where they gave him a cushion, but they didn't give me a cushion. Which he and I were speaking about. We're like, "It's almost better to not be given a cushion cuz it's almost like they're overcompensating to like be extra nice to you, which I thought was an interesting theory." Yeah. When it's not your type, like, "But he's so sweet, though." It's like, "Well, don't even say that then." Cuz I didn't get any of it. I got the I'm good. Yeah. I didn't get like a redeeming like, "Well, but I but you are sweet. But this I do like your eyebrows." That's almost sad for him cuz it's like they don't want him to feel bad. They don't think that you will have a problem feeling bad. Yeah, that's what it is. We have to give the cushion cuz we don't want to be me. But the guy that probably would be okay with this, the guy that's more attractive, we can let him know cuz he'll be okay. But then that just sucks for him cuz it's like Yeah, it's more annoying when it's like you don't want me and you're still trying to give me a rose. Like I don't Here, take this before you go. You're so nice. What? No. If you're not coming with me, then I don't want I don't want that rose. And it was nothing he even said. It was just color of his hair that he was born with. Yeah, my eyes are so nice. Why don't we do something about it? Be tough for y'all redheads, man. Parch my feelings, right? What if he came with the dyed hair? I never had a ginger friend or a redheaded friend. So, staying here for one second. Yeah. Yeah, I'll stay here. [Music] Hey. Oh my god. Did you not already find love? I did, but I wanted to give him a chance because he was talking about By giving him a chance, you're not giving Rhino a chance. But he was talking about Baja Blast and I really love Taco Bell. Hey, you and Rhino. Let's cut the cord. Okay. Oh, what? This is some [ __ ] This is some [ __ ] You're not my usual type, but I was willing to give it a chance, but then you were like, "Okay, one, like someone needs to get eliminated." So, I was just trying to make it easy for you. Like, no hard feelings. You seem a really nice guy. You seem cool, too. Hell yeah. Appreciate you. Is she your normal type? Uh, no. No one really is. Oh, okay. I think he wants a red head like to match him. Well, I got to keep my my race going. I We're dying really bad. Why did you pop? Uh, well, he was talking about like eugenics and keeping like the the the the the race going. It's kind of that's I don't I don't know about that. It's not an Aryan thing. He's just kind of He was joking cuz y'all were [ __ ] on it. Really? It just comes down to you taking your blindfold off and if you don't pop, you found love. You actually look like my ex. Weird. Yeah, that's that that's the thing. He really does. I dated a red head. That's why my watch is covering the other part. A pin pin. Pine. All right. Well, um, great. Well, if you don't mind falling back in line, not to tell you where to go, but, uh, we're over time. Uh, this was Blake. That don't make sense. She popped cuz he's a he's a redhead, but you knew that since the first when he came out, they talked about that. Matt X is a redhead. So, just cuz you were the last one, you're like had to think of an excuse. But you already knew that. This is like the final three here. Final three. Final three with the Rhino with the It's like a sub genre, right? Yeah. It's like Yeah. Right. Like it's it's like another iteration. Like you know there's like multiple Batmans and multiple Supermans. It's like this might be Rhino. It's like a low budget one. It's still Rhino just a different page. You know there's Toby Maguire. Who was that guy that plays Tom Holland? Andrew Garfield. That's what's happening right now. So this is the older version. The Rhino verse. Yeah. We're in a Rhino universe. Take off your blindfolds and assess. The last part. Okay. Hello. Thank you. Nice. Is this what you expected? Uh, I had no expectations, but I am very pleased. Oh, yeah. You are. Um, yeah. Yeah. What I expected. Hell yeah, dude. Mama, I feel like he like sounds like Chris Rock and like, do you know Preacher Lawson, the comedian? Yeah. I feel like it like matches that vibe. Like, is that good? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you guys each ask him like a little quick question? Get to know him to see I mean something that would obviously be a dealbreaker. Would you ever settle down with an only creator? Depends if you just tricking everybody on the internet. What do you mean tricking? Like, so that means like, okay, you have followers and you're like, "Yeah, but only about just make mad bread." But like, if I can find videos of you sucking, it's over, right? Oh, the videos are out there. That's Hey, make your bread, girl. Go ahead, run the bag up. That's okay. What's out there? I appreciate like everything. Let's cut to a clip. You say insert a clip. It's like a dealbreaker. Do you crack on the first date? Hold this for a second. Huh? Like, do I have Do you crack on the first date? Yeah. I mean, sometimes if the vibe is right, not all the time. I mean, sometimes that vibe is right and your sexual energy is there. What happened? He said he might crack on the first date and I just like I don't know. I got You let him say it's off to the girl. You know what I'm saying? You start with a first kiss and then maybe it goes after the first kiss. But like, do you like expect that? Oh my god. Every instance is different. It's like when you go on a first date, you expect to have fun, then you judge the energy and then after that you may end up cracking as you say. Okay. I don't know. I just got that vibe. Here we are. Matrimony. Go meet your girl and give her that pony. Girl right here. That's love again. We don't stop here. That's crazy. Rhino ended up with that girl at the end and the other Rhino took her. Oh my god. Rhino Seception. I won. I got everything I wanted. You got both. Both of them. So you won. So I won twice. You won another pop of balloon. I want to give myself extra credit here for winning the balloon pop video that was meant to be entertainment entertaining and jokey and I still got a girl. I need 15 points for that. But then your girl went out to play for the other two guys too. So it's like it's not a good look for you. But you still won. I was hoping you would win. You did technically win though. So it's like Yeah. Bit is 22 saying a 27year-old going to catch a case sticking my head. She brought the fake ID hoping to start some ish but realized Rhyno is decent. I can just tell Rhino didn't like his pick. He always be having that same look when he regrets it. No, I actually was digging her. She was like one of my main pics. I didn't even see her face. She was covering it with her face. I thought she looked beautiful. She had great bubbly energy. And they said, "Dude had the same look the moment he set foot on stage like let's get this over with." It's funny people make those accusations when it's like cuz they want you to skip in or something and be like we had a meet and greet and people are looking at us like you guys are like you're having fun. Like I haven't I'm ecstatic right now but the way you are perceiving somebody else looks like you're having a terrible time. He seemed fine in the beginning, but the girls were unnecessarily rude to him, which can ruin the mood. He is a good-looking dude. This is what the comments are saying. This 17 likes. I don't know. I'm feel like they were being a bit rude to you. So, saying that they don't regret their choice was just stupid. If it was the other way around and the guys had to pop their balloons, they would have just complimented the girls regardless. You're tripping, bro. Not everyone is attracted to that little bro. I'm not. And I still like women. It's a W. That's another win on my record. It's a new vid in the book. It doesn't stop. Is it going to go to 2026? We don't know. Yeah. When did I start this [ __ ] 2023. You need a trophy at this point. That's what I'm saying. This might be the one though, right? Like, yeah, she was messing around with other guys, other rounds, but I think she liked you. They said them. Are you a provider? Him? Yes. Zack. Any trades in the group? Crickets. They want the benefits of traditional relationships as long as it doesn't come at the cost. I've done it again. Another one bites the dust. Ryan's just there waiting. He's waiting for the call. It's like a fight. If it makes sense, it could be done, but if it makes sense, it makes sense. He'll hop out there. I am not actively seeking these. No, I don't go hitting up people, let me be on your show. Bro told you while you was having dinner and 12 hours later, I need you to show up. You're like, all right, Zach, you're my boy. And it's like if the people call on me, who am I to say no? Zach needed me. Zach is a very successful, funny, cool content creator. How? Guess I'll give that girl a call. Off camera. Okay. On cam. Okay. Off camera. I could call her. You know what? I'm going to call her right now. You got to test and see if it's true love. I haven't spoken to her since that day. She could be at work, driving. She on another Zach Justice show right now. That might not be the one. If she liked you, she would stop anything to answer that phone call. She's at work. She's at work. Have your phone's at work. That's what I'm saying. Phones are locked up. It's 6 9 to 5. Everyone should be clocked out by She'll text me any second and tell me that she was in the middle. Her shift just started. She's in the shower for Christ's sake. She's home and she's tired. She's asleep, a nap. People take naps. Her phone's on do not disturb right now. I remember she said she does like DJing and stuff. Okay. I think she's The headphones aren't She can't hear them. Oh, she doesn't feel the vibration. She thinks it's the the music. Noise cancelling. It's the It's the reverb from the speaker. She doesn't feel the vibration in the pocket. She's going to call back. You guys have never let a phone call go and then called someone back. True. True. She's building that suspense. Like, that can't be that easy. Let's say your parents have called you and you didn't answer at the time cuz you were preoccupied, but then you called them back, but you still love your parents. I usually hit him with a text like, "Hey, I'm busy right now. I'll call you back." She's in the middle of the sea. She's on a Carnival cruise. She didn't buy the Wi-Fi package. That's true. True. True. That could be that. It is summer time. It's still midsummer. It's peak summer, right? She loves you. Maybe I should have picked the brunette girl. I was trying to get a light skin joint. Some She's black and white. I think she has something else in her. Should I call back? We'll give it one more minute. Yeah. I think you guys looked good together, too, though. You saw the hug. You saw the torso. The hug was a good sign. That was basically a body right there. She was hanging on for dear life. A win is a win. Do you have any more shows coming out soon or that we can look forward to? There's two that haven't come out yet. I don't know when they're going to come out. I need to reach out to the people. This is Rhino's love journey and you guys have been following it for 3 years now. Maybe love isn't real. Or maybe they're not in Italy. Yeah, maybe I got to go overseas. I need to set like a dating profile to soul South Korea or some [ __ ] and then go if you really love me, I'll move out there. Can't you do the whole green card thing? Like they don't black guys out there, do they? You were in Japan, right? There's some of black guys out there. They might think I'm like sports player or something. No, they probably will. They'll probably think I'm Michael Jordan or something. That might be a good test. Like you go to some other country and I'll wear like a jersey or something. I I'll pretend to be Chris Brown or something. I'll dye my hair. 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