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Last to leave VC wins $100,000. Well, I'm no Mr. B. $100,000 can put someone through college. $100,000 could buy you a whoopy cushion to put on every single seat in the largest stadium in America. $100,000 is, and I quote, a down payment on a car. That joke will make sense soon, don't worry. In this video, you guessed it, I gathered my dearly beloveds into a VC with one rule. Do not leave. The last one standing will be walking away with one down payment on a car. Now, call me crazy, but this seems all too familiar, and that's because it is. For the past 5 years in a row, I have decided to make this series a recurring annual series on my channel. And for the past 5 months, I have been dragging my nuts through glass trying to make it happen. The icing on the cake, there's no sponsor. None flipped their bird in me and Nerd Wallet hasn't responded to my desperate please. So, I did what had to be done and sponsored my own video. 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[Music] Like there is no way that does not work. Right. Right. Sorry moms. You're probably still here. Uh hi. But anyways, back on track. I know I I say this pretty often. Best work ever. As long as the eventual movie he did it again. This one's different. This video has pushed me past limits I was absolutely not anticipating. I was faced with issues I never in a million years thought would hinder the process, but did by many months. or the shoes you may be wondering. Stay tuned and you'll you'll see. But believe me when I say I hope you're buckled up with as much popcorn and nerds gummy clusters you can hold. I hope you have zero plans for the next few hours at least. And I hope to see everyone here again very very soon. Enjoy the video. Dude, my heart's feeling crazy. Dude, I might actually get a blanket cuz my legs are so Oh my Can I give you a blanket. Let's get this [ __ ] Let's get this [ __ ] Let us dude. Let us commence. I'm excited. Let us My dearest gentlemen, my dearest friends, my dearest boys, I welcome you back to Last to Leave VC. Yay. And in this episode, there are some craziness. There are some craziness. So, we're going to start with introductions. Uh, as per you What the [ __ ] What the What the Yay. Hell no. Hell no. Okay. Okay. Enough. Stop having fun. We're done. Okay. Okay. Okay. Enough. Okay. Okay. Okay. Enough. Yeah. We're done. We're done. Hell. I don't want to do it. We've come full circle from the first time we've ever done this and staying up for a grand total of like 6 hours. We've come full circle, guys. So, we're going to pretend no one knows us. We're going to run some introductions here. And we're going to start with the man. Introduce yourself. Hello, everybody. I'm Bear. Hello, Bearbub. I'm English. And uh I've prepared for this for years and years. I've won every single time I've been on and I'm back to win. Hold on. Rumors are that you climbed mountains to prepare for this. I went and studied with the Shaolin monks and I've been I'm at like a zen mode right now. I think I can stay in this position for weeks. Nice. Okay. There's an aura around him. Look at that. Yeah, he has like a he has like a ring around him. What the hell is he calling. That outline. All right, Bear. Good to have you back, man. I'm enamored. Um, speaking of enamored, Tanner, do you have on two pairs of glasses right now. Hello everybody. My name is also known as T Money Tanner Ice or Big T McGee. That's my thing. This is my fifth year. Got a third place, got a first place, got a second place in a row. We got a dynasty going on. 25 years old. I'm ready to go. Okay. Wait, hold on. I need to Is that a third pair of glasses up there. Yeah, I Yeah. Okay, Tanner. Good to have you back, man. As per us. Let's go to uh next guy over there. Hey y'all. Hey. Oh, he's happy. Yeah. How's it going. Hey guys, it's Grunk here and I'm ready to win the challenge. What. All right. Wait. Do that. Wait. Hey guys, it's Grunk here and I'm ready to win the challenge. Yay. Yay. Yay. But I'm ready to win the challenge. I'm here to take home the grand prize. I came here. I'm sacrificing my exam study time to be here once again. And but this time I'm even more committed and my exams are even more rigorous. It was more of a sacrifice and I'm more here to win. And hey guys, it's Grunk here and I'm ready to win the challenge. Thank you. Thank you. How's being home this year. Yeah, you know it's it's always a little weird coming back cuz like you know it's not the same place anymore that it was. It looks identical. It's really strange. I know. My parents didn't change a damn thing. Great to have you here. Great to have you. Let's go to our next contestant. Skipping me of course because let's What. You have to introduce yourself. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Face. You have to. It's the final year. This is it. Hi guys. Hi guys. Hi guys. I'm Isaac. I am the host VC. Today I'm going to be hosting the competition. I have all a lot of plans. I'm Isaac. I am the host of this year's and every prior year's Last Elite VC. I'm feeling great. I'm feeling juiced. I'm feeling pumped. And I'm so glad to have here my friends. Speaking of, please introduce yourself. Next contestant here. Hi, I'm Jubby. I have facial hair now and a blanket behind me. We watch you guys. Jeffy, tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Who do you think is going to win this year's last leavec. Okay. How old, man. How old are you. I'm 21. I'm cooked. Yes, I can. I'm 20. Oh, I'm cooked. I'm 20, dude. We're all cooked. We're all old men. I'm I feel it in my old This is my last year. I'm like Aaron Rogers about to retire from the Jets. He's like 80 and [ __ ] stupid. I don't know. I can't wait for the football references coming down the line. I'm ready to turn it on. Can we go. Hey, what's going on, guys. You look different this year. Chilling right now. And I'm excited. And we about to get this done, too. There's no motion. Not at all. Hey, what's going on, guys. What the All right. Uh, could you run that introduction back one more time. Oh, hell no. Okay, next guy. What's going on, guys. No one would believe in me, but this year, this is my year. Get high. Get high. 0 and4 tie. Not a good record. But this has got to be the one in4 record. You got like a Purdue record. That's what you got. My name is Willie. My name is Jeff. I'm going to take home the D. And in case any of you was wondering, I got old reliable. You want me to see this. No. Y'all see this. Dude, is it done. We can't even that thing. These are sweatpants in case I get cold. So this year, why are they preserved. They're graded. Why. They're great. Wait a second, Grunk. Don't you have something encased. I do. My PSA gra. It's really rare. You don't find this [ __ ] every day. I pulled it just today, too, which is really uh I'll be selling this for 2K. All right. Well, I'm glad we're all acquainted. I'm I'm glad we're all in our own house right now. Our own place today. Comfortable. Yeah. Can we all pray. Dear baby Jesus, the Messiah, the one and the chosen that rose from the dead. Please bear, my friends, any displeasures or any negative feelings in this last leave. God, I know you're up there, too. You're watching the big game with your son, and I respect it. But I hope I get your holy blessing, too. Our father, in Jesus name, amen, we pray. Amen. Amen. Amen. We pray. Amen. We pray. Oh, wait. Someone needs to sing now. Yeah, I was about to say. All right. Amazing grace. You forgot the word. [Applause] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bear, are you sitting for the anthem. I don't know. With a hat on. God save our gracious. All right, that's enough. That was good. Moving on. Uh, first of all, we got the dare system. It's still here. Sorry. I know no one wants to hear that out loud, but it's back. And it's pretty much the same as every prior year, except given the easy, medium, hard, and extreme dares, we now have the black market challenges, which will be a recurring dare on every level of dare difficulty. Meaning, if we decide to do dares in like an hour, it could land on black market and you can get some [ __ ] outrageous bologoney dare. [Music] My mom kind of um Oh yeah, by the way, I forgot to mention it. Let's just drop Let's drop all of it. Uh, all right. All right. I'll drop the act. I'll drop I'll drop the act. Larry, this is what happened. You're like, I'll drop the act. I'll drop the act. I've decided to fly a few people over many, many states and many oceans. Is that her front door. That's the front door. Hey here with you. Okay. I missed you. Oh my god. This is great. I miss you, too. That's why I want to be with you. I want to be your partner today. Is he okay. Lot lots to unpack here. I don't even know where the to begin. All chairs have wheels. There's no way you gave Tander the most uncomfortable chair in the house. What. It's not that bad. I'm mobile. I can do whatever the hell I please. You got to keep these two separated. They're going to go. Look at him. No. This is hella fun. [ __ ] I'm new to this, bro. I'm new to this. Ter, get your ass back to the damn living room, bro. I'm going, dude. This is like hanging on by a thread. But it's barely working [Music] around. This is like a POV, like a hospital patient. Oh my god, we're moving a million miles a minute. Everything. That's our food kitchen. Yeah. Can like cook if he wants. I'm coming for bear. I'm coming for bear. Oh my god. No, there's a there's a no zone. there. All right. All right. All right. I want to try it. I won't try it. The 100 foot extension cord I had perfectly laid out perfectly. Dude, this is a big event we have planned here. This is a big thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Give me that chair. It's like a Fortnite map that's updating. Yeah. With You remember Kevin the Cube. I remember Kevin the Cube. That was That was a crazy time. We've decided, and by we, I mean me. Um to record the last lastly VC in-house. I got mobile. I'm ready. T-Mobile. T-Mobile with everybody here. Jubby's in the closet. Call me T-Mobile. T-Mobile. He can't even hear you. Like he doesn't know you speaking right now. Jubby will be out soon. Don't worry. Eventually. Eventually. Come on out. He'll come on out to me. No, I need What's over there. Yeah. I still have to build. Not anytime soon. I still have to build it. I'm going to be I'm going to put my engineer on that. Hey, Isaac. Yeah. Why'd you put a GoPro in the bathroom where we pee. It's in the toilet, too. There's no GoPro in the bathroom where we pee. It's not a GoPro. That's a plan. What an explosive start. Well, you can lay down right there by the plushies. You know, have a rest. Really comfy. Wait, will I get out. Isaac, lay down. I'm not doing it. Where did Nick go. I don't know. To the bathroom. Did he go to the bathroom. He turned to the toilet already. He didn't ask. All three angles of Willie walking back to lose the challenge. Yeah, you lost. He lo He laid down. He laid down. Better luck next year. Oh, wait. This being the final, what's the word. Installment episode of Lastly VC, we decided to do a little crazy [ __ ] So, here we are with the crazy [ __ ] And we're all in person. So, things are about to get wild. 10,000 miles. 10,000 miles across the ocean. First, I embraced it. You're embracing America. I got a football fire. Yeah. I didn't really know what to bring from the airport, so I just kind of guessed. I didn't even bring clothes. This is what I brought. It embodies America. Is that tall and a venty Isaac place. It is. Nice. Swe. Oh my god. Are you double cupping. I'm double cupping tonight. I don't give a [ __ ] dude. I'm leaning. I don't really give no actual [ __ ] Did the timer start. Uh, not yet. I haven't said the official words. No, I'm already tired. Yeah, come on. [ __ ] All right. Yeah. Now the intros are done. It brings me great pleasure and joy to say. Lastly, VC will be walking away with $100,000. A down payment on a car, dude. That's a down payment. That is not a down payment on a car, dude. That is like multiple cars. Isaiah Catalone Matthews, this is an absurd amount of money. Seriously, an unbelievable amount of money. Almost. Can you pay us out in crypto. No. You're a crypto bro. You are a crypto bro. It's actually weird. We love crypto. With that being said, it brings me great honor and joy to say that now. Last to leave VC starts now. [Music] Got to move it up here. Cut it up a little bit. [Music] I'm crying. No more [Music] give me life. We've only just begun until you find us chasing us. They said this day wouldn't come. We were just We've only just begun. You'll find us chasing the [Music] chasing the [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] I can do. Oh my god. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. I think being up this long makes you hella horny. On God. Yay. Oh, I got to take our family picture. We got a family picture. All right, it's taken part five. All right, Mr. Isaac, what do you have planned for us. I have all sorts of [ __ ] planned, but not yet. A little bit later. You got to put the game behind you, bro. You got a whole TV behind you, dude. I don't Is that going to get me copyrighted. I don't even know. Probably. That's what I've been thinking sometimes. I can put on Canadian Football League. They don't give a [ __ ] Oh, okay. Hey, Isaac. Yeah. Um, do you have a deck of cards up my sleeve. Yeah, but not for you. That was That was That was on your feet. That was quick. I want to learn a magic. Wait, do you want to learn this one. I wish. What do you What was that concept. Okay. What the [ __ ] is that behind you. That's we can see what you're doing. We see under the table. Can you let me privacy. Let me privacy. Oh my god. Dude, why are you slugging it. You changed the channel with it. Oh, she's in the game zone. Oh, not the game. Super Bowl. Hey, I feel like Bear has eaten like maybe two meals. I've been on squash. That's literally it. Have you guys Well, you guys have tried. Hey, Bear, can you come bring me one in the big reveal. Here we go. This is such a good Oh my god, your script is so good. Is God scripted. It's so fleshed out. Thanks. Appreciate it, guys. I'm I'm kind of tired right now. All right, take a nap. Oh my god. Oh my [ __ ] god. That scared the [ __ ] out of me. Whose was that. Oh my god. So loud so loud. Yeah, I can turn down probably. Wait, squish him. Squish him. Tickle him. Tickle him. Tickle his feet. Larry, turn on your walkie-talkie. Oh, I forgot to mention. Okay. Yeah, another trick up the sleeve. We have bathroom walkie-talkie. Every single time someone goes to the bathroom from now on must be bringing a walkie-talkie. Just so I don't know, you're I actually got to use bathroom. I'm not even kidding you. I got to use bathroom. Wait, can I go to this one too and so we can talk to each other. Yeah, bathroom. About to pee real quick. Over. Hello. Over. I hear you. Over. The [ __ ] Hot in the bathroom. Got to take my shirt off real quick. Prove that I'm peeing. I'm going to pee on here. Over in about a few seconds. Give me one sec. Water burger. What. A burger. Over. The McRib is back. It is back. Can we do a group. I'm going to do a group challenge real quick. I'm just going to order everybody McRibs. I'm ordering a McRib. Don't order one. It comes with a ribbon on it. Isaac. Yeah. Yeah. Can I go fight Tanner. Yeah. Here. Wait, what's he doing. Uhoh. Come here. Come here. You want me to rro every angle of What is on the TV, dude. Is that What is he watching. Is he watching how it's made. Is he dead. Go see that. I'm just saying leg. I need to know what to eat, bro. Tumble 202. I like Chick-fil-A. It was the first time. Bear did have Chick-fil-A for the first time ever. And I don't think we really didn't like touch on that a lot. First ever flight that bear has been on ever period was not only across an ocean to this country to this airport in this house first ever for this absolutely anyone else. That's just incredible. You know what guys. I think I'm going to win. I don't think it so. I'll beat your I'm sorry. My my friends are a little competitive today. Wait. Ter, can you pull through like it's a drive-thru. Yeah. Yo, what's up. All right. Can I get the uh crunch wrap cheese it. Um country burrito. Three Doritos. Locos tacos. Yeah. Bean burrito. Steak quesadilla. Regular crunch wrap. Make sure to hear this. Right. Write it down. Baja blast. Cinnamon. Baja. Sorry. We're out of Baja. Diet Coke. We're at a Diet Coke. We're at a Diet Coke. Sorry. Nothing. No. No. No drink. No. I don't care. I don't care. Can I get Chips and Cheese. The Cantina Crunch box. Um can I get the Nachos Bel Grande. I'm going get the uh Dude, does this guy stop ordering ever. You guys got desserts. Yeah, we got the What do we got. Uh we got we got cinnamon twist, I think. I already ordered those. Yeah, what do you want. Can I get like drinks. Actually, did you not hear us. Can I get a Baja Blast. We're out of Baja Blast. We already went through this. You guys have Diet Coke. No, we only do Pepsi product. Give me one second, sir. Give me one second. They don't have Pepsi products. No, we only do Pepsi product. Yeah, I can hear you. You have water. Yes. I don't want that. Fries. He wants water. Can you give me the nacho fries. Yeah. Hey, buddy. We're out of ice. We have water, though. I don't want water. He doesn't want water anymore. Or ice. Sugar in it. Jubby is like in the Dude, he smoked and his room's full of smoke. Joby, did you hot box the closet. Maybe. Maybe. I might have. My Jeep setup made my closet hella murky. It's that good cush on Jesus. Murky. Wait, how does that How does that What does that show. Is it the Brady Bunch that has all the square. Damn, I still have the [ __ ] on. Mhm. Brody Bunch. What's the song. Wait, look. Oh, who did that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Wait. Can you hear the me right now. Yeah, I can hear you. [Music] You just like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pingusy derpy. What is that. You need a blunt. No. Oh, my door dash or Yordol is definitely going to steal that money on the Oh, I forgot we put like a fat wad of fake cash under the doormat sticking out. We're trying to see who takes it. Flashback. Yeah. Come on in, cool air. Come on, cool air. Yeah, I put it there. See who takes it. End of flashback. I'm going to record it right here. Like when he pulls up, I'm going to see. Oh, this is so mean. Dude, this is like a This is like an evil prank. We're going to prank anyone. He's going to think I want to see if that selfish prick takes it. No, that's not. Look at you. What. I'm the king of pranks. I'm the king of New York. What do you want. Take that money away. Take it off. Don't touch it. And what if they do take it. And what if they don't. And what if they are like, "Hey, sir, you left your money. Now it's tied to my name. I ordered food. My guy is literally going to be here in 3 4 minutes. Let me know when I have my window right here. I want to hold my camera up. Dude, no, I'm not. I don't want to do that to a door like this. I'm going let him. Oh my god. New iPhone 16 Pro Max. Oh my god. What's up everybody. King of Frank's here. We got a funny one. Door Dash. He's working. I'm giving him no tips. You're like in the bottom right corner like reacting to your own reacting to him. All right y'all, this next clip is funny as [ __ ] You thought that was real. You thought that was real. Oh, can you pretend like you've been shot after doing a prank. Dude, you thought I hate your m Call somebody. Call somebody. [Laughter] Oh my god, it's trending on Twitter. King of Pranks got shot. King of Pranks shot in a prank on Raw. ABC News. Your cast meister has been shot. Known by King of Pranks online. Here's a few photos of your cast meister. Yeah, my guy is coming. I told him that it's all fake and I told him that there was a house of pranksters that I ordered food to. So, okay. Okay. Okay. This is the bystander effect. I have the power to stop this. But will I. It's a moral moral thing. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's an actual IRL prank, dude. Look at the two angles. Oh, he's he's Santa Claus. It's Santa. No, he's not. Oh my god, it's Santa Claus. Santa Claus. I don't know what to do with him. Tanner's going to give him a heart attack. Hey, how you doing. Hey. Oh, McDonald's. I know it is. Just kidding. I King of Franks. Nice to meet you. Yeah, take care, man. You take care, dude. I respect you, dude. That was a good prank. King of Frank. What was that. Swear to God. He went. Thanks. That was a good No. No. He wait. Oh, what. McDonald's. I didn't order McDonald's. Just kidding. Thank you, man. Yeah. Oh, it's my turn. Okay. Wait, did you order hella McRibs. There's seven McRibs on there, brother. We get to all taste test McRibs. Should I eat the McRib with my grills in. Please do not, dude. All right, you guys ready. Let's bite this McRib in three, two, one. M America. I got to give it. Not that bad. I don't Honestly, it's not that that that bad. Oh, Mary, you got a hair in yours. No. That's disgusting. The king of reviews. Oh my god, it's his brother. This is King of Pranks, his brother. Hello everybody. My name is King of Reviews. Today we got McRib. I'm sorry. I've already pretty much some bites out of it. Just getting thisction. This is the episode where he gets robbed. Why. It's so funny. So, um, this is the pickle. Uh, um, take a bite. [Laughter] T, try to like run away with your desk. [Music] No way. No way. Did you disconnect. rope. Oh, wow. It's foolproof. Oh, this um I feel like a patient. Yeah, I was going to say you got to do like a bit where in a hospital like gurnie thing and he's rolling you. Why do they always hit him with the I'm going to play Overwatch, too. Is anyone going to play Overwatch. I'm on. I'm on. Wait, Ter didn't take his walkie-talkie. Oh, hey. Hey, over. You got 10 seconds. 10. That's one strike. 8 7 What. There you Why are you taking things. Over. I won't be I won't say nothing. I won't say nothing. Hey guys, my walk to the bathroom like I should. Dude, somebody remind me. Like Isaac didn't even do it. Yes, he did. When. Hey guys, I'm entering the bathroom with my walkie talkie that I'm taking to the bathroom with me real quick. You ready to go. Can I take you take a picture for me. [Applause] Is that the king. I think I see the king of ps. Can't tell though. He has his glasses off. It's hard to tell. It's not me, bro. Keep walking. You're not the hanger. You're No. No. I get that a lot. I'm just sorry. I'm doing part of this window. Bro, Larry just got pranked, bro. No, we didn't. What do you do. I'm the king of prankster. What the hell did you do to him. I told them all once and he believed me. Uhoh. Uhoh. I don't know if you should be laughing. Did you prank my prank. Can I take a [ __ ] selfie with you, bro. It's over. I record. What the [ __ ] you did. Come here. The girls are fake. No, they're not fake. The girls are fake as his teeth. [ __ ] hate pizza, bro. brains. Dude, this [ __ ] McRib actually smells like motor oil. You know what though. You guys showed what yours look like earlier. See what the Oh my well kept. Ours were just slapped on there. There's so many onions on this one. Thank god you're not a vampire. Look at those onions. Oh my god, there's a million. That's massive. Hey Isaac. Hey Isaac. I said I said thank god he's not a vampire. No. No. No. Almost. No, that's that's not the right one. You're thinking of garlic. You're thinking of garlic. Yeah, almost. I was I was thinking about garlic. Yeah. Making the nastiest face ever. Yeah. I said I said I said I'm not a vampire. Did you catch that. I said are you a I mean I said you're like a vampire. I mean I said thank god you're not a vampire. That would cuz that would have killed him. We're just watching TV right now. I can see it through my camera. Wait, Isaac, have you seen a hand break in real life ever. In real time. Hey. Hey. Stop. What the [ __ ] Enough. What the [ __ ] Nick. Look closer and look. I can break my ankle. Is that so far away. What. Did anyone else wait for nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Type one. I don't even have to ask anymore. I'll just do it myself. Turn around, Tanner. Oh, [Applause] you jingle bell. Jingle bell, jingle bell, dude. Oh my god. Let's [ __ ] do it, bro. Engage. What the is this. Wait, why I only have one hero. I only have one hero. What the heck. Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I got you, bro. God, dude. Oh my god. Hey. Hey. No. No. No. What's your problem. What is going on. Help me. You go. In you go. Oh my god. In you go. In you go. Hey, come here. You go. Come here. In you go. You can only say in you go. That's it. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. You go. Somebody on that side. Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. In you go. I'm out of here. In you go. In you go. You better go in the camera. What the Where you going, Tanner. Press tab. In you go. Oh my god. What the was that. Look at you go. Nick, turn around. Oh no. I thought he say, "Why is that echoing?" Why is it echoing. It was echoing. I was right behind you. Right in there. Yeah. Here I go. Here I go. From the top ropes. Here I go. Message from your dasher. Hi. Hi. I I give a chicken nugget. I'll give a chicken nugget to anyone who can make the richest laugh. Let's go down the line. Okay. Go ahead, bear. Okay. No. Wait, like rich person laugh. That was more like bar like sad. That was [ __ ] up. Not into that. No, get one more try. Think of like old Englishman laugh. Think of this. Think of this. You have everything. It sounds like circle, dude. Yeah, it is. It's okay. I'll notice. That one sucked. Nick, that sucked. What' I do. Larry tener. Ha. That was solid. That was okay. All right. Grunk. Okay. Okay. Joby. What the [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] is that. I've seen that face before. He looks pretty rich. He looks pretty damn rich. I think he's rich. He's filthy. I think he's rich. All right, Nick. Another round of mimosas. Good reference. Oh, hold on a second. You just made all the other rich guys laugh. Tanner. Oh my god. Yeah, we got another game mode. Can we role play. Yeah, we can role play. Okay. Yeah. Beep beep. Wait, hang on. What's his status. What's his problem already. He's been shot. Yeah. He's not even loser. He's dying. [ __ ] Damn it. Bastard. No. No. Damn it. Bastard. Bastard. [ __ ] He moves like 4 in away and just like bastard. Bastard. Bast. What. He flatlined literally a second ago. Trying to save him. You got to save me first. I'm lagging. Chicago myth new January 8th on NBC and Peacock. Move closer. I can't hear. That's like the high score. Nick, tell him to move closer. Here we go. Time to play video games. Have mercy. Tanner, I heard if you do that for 12 more hours, you get a secret prize. I can do this all day. All right, Tanner, you're in it for the long run, son. The way that Tanner kind of distracts himself from falling asleep every single year is like some sort of remember he's on a treadmill. Yeah. I know he's on a bike. Yeah, dude. This is so funny. What are you doing. I got to lose some weight, bro. Oh, is he upstairs. Where can you go. He went to go pee and poop and [ __ ] All right. All right, Bear. Do back flip. What are you doing up here. Playing games. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Wait. Oh my god. I know what you're trying to do. Wait. What the What is that behind you, Grunk. Oh, they br the bike down. Oh my god. Fan bean. Paintball. Yay. And I'm ready to win the challenge. Ouch. [Music] [ __ ] black market challenge. The only way I can go poop is if I win a game. No. First black market challenge. Hold your poop till it comes out your mouth. Yes. Yeah. Hold your boot till you bomb. Take your bomb. Yeah, dude. This is evil. The things I do for Isaac. Why. Oh, like poop. He's like not even here to ask me to do it. I'm just doing it. Come on, Isaac. Yeah. Be like, like Isaac, I'm doing the first black market challenge. Win a first. I have to win a game mode. I have to win a game mode of Overwatch. Otherwise, I can't poop and I have to poop really bad. What. [ __ ] Damn, I'm falling off. Have to. Are you in the downstairs bathroom. Over. I'm taking over control the downstairs bathroom. Shotguning the [ __ ] out of it. Over. This is Willy Y. I got to take a fat back. I got back over. Isaac contestants right now. Where's Isaac at. Isaac. Yo. Oh, he's dead. Oh, yeah. You're sleeping, huh. You guys are all playing Overwatch. I'm down here riding a bike around in the living room. That clear you sound. How. Hey yo, Larry, please let me win. I have to poop. Not letting you poop. No. You get more points for sleep, dude. This is actually insane, peasant. Oh, you're so lucky. You're so dumb and fat. Oh no, Tanner. Oh, wait. He can't hear me. Oh, long shot. What the [ __ ] Repeat that one over. Hop on his computer. Not bad. I was just hot and like pooping water. Ew, you're pooping water, dude. I was peeing out my butt. Hey, Tanner. Find anyone. Yeah. So yesterday I was setting up your Go XLR and I preloaded you with eight different soundboard sounds. So I'm going to play all of them. Check for bubbles. Any bubbles. Kind of screen looks so cozy right now. It's like insane. Oh, it's like the fireplace is talking to us when it comes sit by me fall asleep. Hot cocoa. I want hot cocoa. I want hot coco. I want Can we have hot cocoa. What. We have many hot coco. No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't. [Music] You're so bad. I didn't even know it was coming after me. What's happening there. I'm going to go pee over. Oh man, I had so much fun. Oh snap. What are they doing. What is happening. What are you guys doing. Are they cooking. Lost all privileges. He has made a mess over there and over here posted all the dude. Take a picture of this evidence. I just finished that [ __ ] Best way to do it. He's gang. He's watching football and he has Discord on. I could so make him leave right now, dude. You could do it. I just used to world and then I'll just nothing gentlemen. We are in the middle of last VC. Let's head back to the station. Yes, sir. Zoom sumo, bro. Wait, no. Pause. Let's do our first round of dares cuz I kind of forgot we had this. Let me go pull up this dare sheet. Let me go pull up all over you. I can hear anybody. All right. I think we got our names here, right. Look, it's me first. I already see a feature. Wait, no. Wow. Good call. That was pretty good. Let's see what Tanner pulls from there. Oh, you're pulling nasty. Pulling nasty. Lucky number 13. What the Wow. Is that pretty foresight here. That's like better than last year's luck. All right, Tanner, your dare here says, "Call your dad, and if he doesn't answer, leave him a voicemail saying you got engaged again." Okay. What. Oh, I might have maybe had a dare last year about calling your dad and getting engaged. That again is in there for some weird reason. What. Did that ever land or not. I don't think so. No, I don't think ever. Oh, first time. This has been in rotation for so effing long. This challenge. Yeah, I've been trying to get this to land like four years in a row. For real. If he doesn't answer you, you could just leave a voicemail. It's fine. Your call has been forwarded to Gunk. It's your boy T. I'm your son. Just want to let you know that hey, you watching the big game. Yeah, it's going pretty good. Anyways, I just got to let you know that I am getting married. I am engaged to um she's pretty big. She's pretty awesome. I love her. Um she's about 6'4. I'll probably never see you guys again. So, I'll see you guys later. I'll never see you guys again. All right. See you guys later. She's pretty big. She's 6'4. You have to like remind him that you're his son. Remember me. It's your boy. I wish he picked up. He'd say something funny. If he calls you back, you have to answer and we have to hear this. Oh, she's looking like a Larry. All right, I'll see what we get, bro. That's 17. I like that number. It's all number. Please, Isaiah, please be nice to me. Isaiah Matthews. Yeah, I got some. I got some. Larry, I want you to speak in a British accent and have a conversation with Bear about Tuesdays and how awesome they are. Right then. All right. Uh, what are we supposed to be talking about. Tuesdays. The day. Tuesdays. Tuesdays. Oh, Tuesdays. I [ __ ] love Tuesdays. Hey, don't you love it, man. I'm finding this really offensive, man. This is [ __ ] up. Been nothing but racism since he's been here. Let me ask you something. No, no, no. Please let me. What's your favorite thing about Tuesdays. Uh, I like uh I like the weather on Tuesdays. It's quite nice. You walk outside, you see the brick. I love it, too. You know, you put on the tunes. I just turn on the telly. Who do you watch on the telly. I watch uh Christmas stuff all the time and I watch marvelous wait I mean the king. I mean I love watching that. Rest in peace the queen. You know I was like broken down that day. Almost killed myself. Half the country almost did. It was pretty apart from that. Tuesday is pretty good, right. Oh yeah. It's wonderful. Beautiful Thursday. We had a good uh conversation. Bear how good did he do as a as a British American here. At first, I was quite offended by the tone, but as we got into it, it felt like I was back home and I started to tear up. And you did really well, man. Great job. That was very sweet. That was nice. A slice of home, they said. Thank you, Bear. This video always just Yeah, I know. Can we just take a moment and make a compilation about my postal moments. All right, that was great. We're going to keep rolling here, though. It's me. It's me. Yeah, I think 18. You got it, Tanner. Good job. I got to I can't say this one out loud. I have to DM it. It says we're next. Does it say some controversial [ __ ] bro. All right. Lastly, VC's, but it's all offensive. The most offensive moment. [ __ ] you. I spread the camera. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Hey, Isaac, we can see your messages. Mhm. Bro, don't no one tell them. No one tell them. It's pretty. [Laughter] All right, Joey. I'll leave you to it for now. We We can continue a little What the hell happened. Come on, Bear. I'm telling you, it's always green. Oh, man. I wish this was earlier. It's okay. I want you to act like you're underwater for the remainder of the dares. Just this round and you and you and you. Okay, good. Okay. Now, now I'm fishing and you see my [ __ ] [ __ ] It's the most movement I've seen from Baron. Last leave. You're still under water. You're still under water for a little bit longer. All right, we're uh Okay, it's nine. It's nine. It's nine. It's nine. It's nine. It's nine. It's nine. No, it's three. Oh my god, it was called three. Good job. Being a fish sucks, dude. You can't say [ __ ] All right, Grunk. Oh, man. I want you to tweet out a somewhat descriptive TBH about a random member present without saying who it is. Uh, if the others cannot guess who you're talking about on the first try, they get a strike. Tweet out a TBH about somebody and not say who it is and we have to guess who it is. Is your eye okay, brother. Twing. I was just thinking thanks. And Bear is still under water and I want to make him wait any longer. We're just going to, you know, we're rolling for Nick. Nick. Yes. You ready. Uh uh 16. It's green again. Ooh. We're going to get some facial. We're going to get We're going to get a little bit of mewing going here. I want you to frown for 3 minutes straight. Ah, you're going to age him. After they're up, you're going to smile for 3 minutes straight. Let me get this timer. Well, I think Bear Bear, I think you're good. That's pretty. Imagine like all the water like All right, I got your 3minute timer going. I'm like I have one, but it could be applied to two people. I mean, you're really in control here if you think about it. Oh, the tweet. Hold it. Is it out. No. Oh, okay. Sorry. Oh, tweet. No, it's not. Dude, I can watch this guy all day. What is Nick's dare. I haven't I didn't listen. Oh, he has to frown for 3 minutes and then smile for 3 minutes with all. Do you feel all the muscles in the in the frown here. No, he can't smile. Keep frowning. You keep frowning. You look like a baby. He said you look like a baby. He said you look like a baby. Baby, I can't leave. Hey, Nick. Hey. Hey, baby over there. Why do you need a bottle. You need a bottle or something. You're crying. You made him sad. A baby. Dude, that's like a meth face. I don't frown no more. There you go. I need you to look like a Goomba. Like a like a a Goomba. A goomba. Uhoh. I posted my tweet. Let me go take a look here. See what this tweet says. TBH, you are a little too old to be getting that angry at video game. It's Nick. Yeah. Well, it's obvious who it is. 3 2 1 rounds are up. Smile. There you go. All right, let's uh redo that timer. The first response to this [ __ ] dares started. I see. Yeah, least obvious dare. Oh my god, they're so They're in it. They just know. You guys have to clock in some answers. What's going on, Nick. It's Nick. Okay, look what I responded to Nick. Cake pop beatbox. I want to I want a cake. cake. What. We're running out, huh. You guys drunk here challenge. Oh my god. What is that. Like, who is making that noise in the clip. Making that noise. Million% gras. It was Larry. I don't know how to work my Go XLR. Really. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Battles. Battles. Greg. Watch. Okay. Yeah. Clear my Wait. No. I need a bean. I got [ __ ] on pretty hard. Like really freaking hard. Oh [ __ ] New sound pack just dropped. [Music] Hey. Wow. Oh, let me add a new sound pack to mine. Wait. Experimental asp. Damn, that was fine though. That was good. Yeah, you planned ahead for that. Dude, what is Tanner doing. What the [ __ ] Hell no. We've been here for like an hour. Hey, you're muted, Tanner. You're muted. [Music] Flashback. End of flashback. My fire. How does the sausage one go. It's so hot. Hey, eggs. My butt. Whoa. working. You are my Larry and we're just chilling right now and you are my pink. You are my fire moving back and forth. Got to move it up here. Cut it up a little bit. Reverb. [Music] Come like a drink. Hanging on my I can never talk to this [ __ ] I better every single mother in my Yeah, you my friend so you could crash on my couch. [ __ ] house. You are my fire, my one desire. [Applause] I give up. I give up. I give up. Everyone stop. Everyone stop. Everyone stops. Do you guys remember back when we rolled on Jubby and then we rolled on that thing and then I had to DM him something. Oh yeah. So for the past 10 minutes, he's been singing the first line of Backstreet Boys. I want it that way over and over again just to be followed up with like I tried singing along. You did, but you sung the first lyric. I had the DM there. I was like, please listen to Joby. Please say the next quiet for a second and I started and immediately after Larry started [ __ ] singing. I'm sorry smiling. That was so good. Everyone's officially passed the first round of theirs now. Oh my god, dude. I was literally waiting until the like beatboxing bit was over and it just would not end. It would turn my [ __ ] on. It was just I could keep going. This is the [ __ ] up part. [Music] games I want to play. Among Us, Party Animals, uh, Pumble Party. Uh, can we play that other like 3D Among Us game where it's like they're astronauts, Lethal Company. No, the um protocol something. Lockdown protocol or Yes, it's lockown protocol, dude. It's fire. It's actually really fun. It's 10 bucks. I'm good. 10 bucks. My view on that [ __ ] Call me [ __ ] Oh, 10 bucks. I'm not going anything over five. Like, that's just in general, too. It's actually a crazy game. Baby sideways. Tanner can do a really good monkey stop eating face where he's like eating goes. Oh [ __ ] Look out guys. They have hammers. Fudge. Oh. Oh, you're sweaty, bro. What. How do we win. There's no time limit. I think is on the top right. How do I waste no time with me. All right. Shut up. One. Oh, you can change your That was stupid. [ __ ] that. Whenever you guys have to pee, do you like touch your dick. I like sit on my leg and I rub my so like Oh, that's cool. What the No way. It's all right, bro. Check this out. You did it. Check this out. No [ __ ] way. What. Where'd you put it. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] What. What. Bro, I'll see you later. Bye-bye, pal. Looking for chicken. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I think everyone should do this. Okay. No, bro. All right. Hold up. I got this. Yeah. No. Wait. Yeah. Hold up. Wait. Why are you so team. [Music] I'm about to piss my pants. jumps like forever. Anybody got time for that. Yo. Yo, the Grinch be like, "Aybody got time for gifts. Anybody got time for gifts?" All right, Grubby. 26 seconds. I know you can do this. Goby. [ __ ] Planted down in the ground. My walkie talkie power over stop. Repeat after me. I don't think my poop is gold. You did not repeat after me. You I don't think my poop is gold. My poop is solid like gold. Who's throwing the boiler balls. Put my little room here. Why are there so many. I'm hopping on fort. All right, I'm gonna go get uh my engineer to make Jubby real. Yeah, make me real. Make me real. It's a pretty concerning tweet I'm looking at here. It's a lot of allegations being tossed up on the screen. Willie is going to make it to like hour 13 and be like, you know, guys, this isn't about the money. It's about the memories. And I have some memories, so it is time for me to leave. Plenty of those. Did you have that in mind, Nick. Was that your exit strat. That was my exit strat. I have to change it up now. What the [ __ ] I got like three more hours left in me. I'll be real. All right, Tanner. Sounds good. I got three more hours should be we have to play Civilization 5. I wish I had the worstest enemies ever. And I'm here with my friends. I think one of the challenges we all play a Gio and whoever gets the biggest blob, that means I'll play right now. I'm down. I'll play. Make a private lobby. I want to play now. I'm the biggest dear. Oh dear. Snake IO. Oh, Slither IO would be crazy. How do you speed up that button. Hold left click. Oh my god, your latency lagger. Oh my god, I found a big trans snake. Big transsexual snake. Holy. Oh, he's moving. 46 46 46 Damn, I used to be. This game is just the embodiment of greed. I hate this game, Isaac. If I lose this, if I lose this last/ VC, this is what I'm going to do to you. Oh my god. Christmas, man. No, no, no. You weren't black market challenge. Okay. All right. Not Oh my god. Really. I can't believe it. All right. Impossible. Oh, [ __ ] Uh uh uh uh uh. [Music] What's Tanner doing. He doesn't give a about the challenge anymore. He's just watch TV. Yeah, the game's on. This is not the game, dude. How many ads are there. Football. I hate this life. [ __ ] life. I better find your lover. Damn, you got big shoes to fill 25. Is he just At some point, you're going to have to complicate the TV. Talking about, bro. After this game, I don't need to watch it anymore. I have a really silly idea. [ __ ] Okay. All right. I'm ready for anything. For anything. You're kidding me. It's another ad. Who's that, dude. I'm out. I'm out. I don't want to play anymore. I'll I'll forfeit. Oh my god. No, you're horrible for that. Change my flight back to Monday. The worst drum solo ever by a grown man. The video. Oh, wow. Yeah. Come on, baby. Hell yeah. [Laughter] Where's that coming from. This one in my room. Isaac, you son of a [ __ ] I'm going to kill you. I can hear that [ __ ] when I came downstairs. Where is that coming from. Out of my damn speakers. I'm going to watch this game with him now until that [ __ ] is off. If it's still on. There we go. Oh, it's off now. All right. I'm OG. I don't go [ __ ] I'll leave right now. Who has 80K to give you. You're a dummy. So, I get to buy someone out and your speakers. Where is he. I'm not going back to my room. [Music] I can't hear that. [ __ ] you, Isaac. [ __ ] you. Uh, just to help everybody understand what the [ __ ] is happening here, uh, Larry decided, hey, I think I'm going to get two Apple speakers. He didn't know that anyone within the vicinity of them can connect at any time and play whatever they want. Larry, you need to shut up. You're a creep. Called you a treat. Me. Yeah. No, I was calling Isaac a treat, dude. What. What makes me a creep. The way you'd be messing with his speakers, bro. Oh, God. Not every grump. You call me a treat. I heard him with my own ears. It wasn't directed to Larry. It was really I'm done. Go kill him. I'm sending a thug. What the hell is the answer to this. Okay, got it. Hey. No. Oh my god. You did. No. I was calling Isaac a treat. Yes, he did. Larry. Larry is the angry Pringle. Isaac. Yeah. You're getting us pizza, right. [Music] I'm trying to watch anime with my bros. Isaac Morales. Can you quit that [ __ ] [ __ ] Stop playing that damn music. My call me Isaac Morales. He did call you Isaac. What the [ __ ] Why. What's up. Yeah. Calling you, huh. What kind of engineering station. engineer talking. What. Is it satisfactory. Wait, is even at his computer. No. I'm going to help my engineer out for a second. Huh. Roblox. What follows is a brief construction montage. [Music] We hope you enjoy this brief construction montage. The forks announcement at 9:00 I have something planned, so we have to make sure we're not playing any games by then. Over. Okay, over. Thanks, bro. Uh, you need to borrow some of my hair, bro. [ __ ] ass. [ __ ] Wait, I can't person here, can I. Hello. There's someone you Hello. What the Did you actually not know. No, I had no I'm doing my verification [ __ ] Yeah. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is going on. Flashback. What the hell. I'm so heavy with It's like rancid. [Music] Oh god. He's having too much fun. Oh no, dude. Oh damn. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. End of flashback. For recollection of what just happened, Nick spun me in a chair really, really fast and I almost I broke out something in the wall and I hurt. Then they did and he almost landed my PC. Flash, [Music] dude, I got suspended 5 minutes on Roblox, bro. 809 is when I can use it again. I'm just going to sit like this till 809. 808. And I won't forget the ones who died gave their life to me. And I'll gladly stand. What's going on right now. They're trying to put a iPad on a drone. Oh, they're trying to make me trying to invent Jubby 2. Yeah, I'll say something. You can't make Jubby 2. I need [Music] Gus. [Music] Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] on each of my labs. Whack ass producer can't even do a beat. Nick, I'm pretty You've been doing pretty good. The longest you've made it, I'm pretty sure. [Music] Where is going. Is he going into the bathroom. There he is. What the is happening. Why is Tanner in the bathroom. He look like a fisherman. [Music] I love pressing buttons, bro. You do. You do love pressing buttons. I can do it forever and ever. I'm the troll. Pay at all if you want to be. Oh, throw at the pole. Pay the price to get in. All right. Oh, okay. Wait, something's happening. Oh, what the. He's on the iPad. Oh, he's here. Does it work. Yeah. Oh my god. Look at him. Wait, it's like we have a new dog in the house. Hold on. Wait. Oh, I hear my little man. Come here, Jubby. Come here, Jubby. Chubby, come here. Hey, how you doing. I'm doing good. I'm glad. I'm glad you walking. I'm You're back walking. It's good. Legs work again. Yeah, they work again. Yeah, you can get outside. Yes, dude. That's good. That's so good for you. I love it. Got to use the bathroom. Got to pay the toe. Oh, there he is. Hey, that old troll. Welcome to my office. God damn. Look at him come through. It's like he's still here with us. Too bad he got ran over horribly. Relax. Don't get too close to me, man. A He just wants to see. Yeah. So funny. I like how he wles. You can pet him. So cute. Should I get my camcorder. Oh my god, dummy. Hi, buddy. Oh my. You can Oh my [ __ ] closet. Yeah, you look great, man. You lost weight. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. You're getting Oh, man. This is the bad terrain. You're retiring. I'm going to watch you. Uh, I don't know. Oh, you the bathroom. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I need to take a piss anyways. Show him to the bathroom bear. Come on, be polite. Wait, was that my creator. Everything is okay. Oh my god, I'm an ADHD at 9:30. Whoopsies. What's at 9:30. Don't worry about it. Why is Tanner Tann's dismantling his setup. Tanner's drunk. I think his uh he's dying. Better be brutally honest. Did you cut off your finger and then try to attach it back. But now you're embarrassed to tell us. I saw it dangling. I saw you trying to like hold the blood. Only I can hear Jubby. I'm I'm the only one allowed to hear. Pink. Me when I run a restaurant and my customer gets mad at me for not putting cheese. I wish I knew you wanted cheese. I wish I knew you wanted cheese. Or penis gives you a hot dog or penis. Part penis gives you a hot dog. Part penis gave you a hot dog. No one's going to get that reference. Part penis is going to give you a hot dog. Only that's ABC5. True. Guys, comment if you understand the reference. Part penis hot dog. Move to like a little bit to the right. Where the [ __ ] did it go. I don't know where it is. Oh, it's trying to go in the kitchen. I can see on the mini map. It's trying to go in the kitchen right now. It just said that the robot is trapped. Tanner, is he trapped over there. You don't have to go in my chubby, dude. You don't have to go. [Laughter] Chubby dude the chubby robot going through the pantry. He was originally staring at me. I gave him the grip. Yeah, he was staring at me. I was cool with it and then I don't want to be on yelling. Stop yelling. You know what. You were never You were never Yo, stop the yelling. No, no, no. I'm not on duty. Girl, don't even think about it. What are you doing. Wait, hold on. Can we Can we take this robot to like Target. Yeah, I thought it was a brilliant idea. I think so too, man. [Music] Dude, why is he trying to leave. Oh, now he's coming over to me. [ __ ] You look so mean to me. Oh dear. Hey, man. Hey, look, guys. He turned around and looked. Hi. Uh, me and my friend here. You spending the night tonight. We're going to get into some movies. Dude, this was like a Zoom call meeting. That's the teacher. Are you doing your assignment, sir. Isaac. Yes. I dare be to eat a whole king sticker bar and a king for your health today. You had a [ __ ] Zach's family meal for lunch on top of the Mc Rib. We are not going to be rocking out with the Snickers bar over. stupid thing. Can I change chairs, Isaac. I'm already getting pissed. Isaac predicted, dude. He's in the uncomfier chair. You're in the good chair. Me. No. No. You're in the good chair. Okay. Hey. Hey. Guys, do your most nasty coughing face. I taste blood. That was the one that I was there for last year. Christmas. [Music] Oh my gosh. Hey guys. Oh my gosh. We were expecting a bunch of tired guys. Y'all look fresh to me. Not tired at all. Take my energy. I can last another day. Oh, you said you said that last year and you almost made it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, how are you doing, Larry. I'm doing well. You look like you've grown so much. I'm still the same height, but I hear you really like Apple stuff, don't you. I sure do. How do you guys know that. I have a whole station over there for Apple. I'm sure you're excited about that new M4 chipset. Yeah, I was looking forward to it. I don't have it yet. Do you know about it. Silicone Marvel bolsting a multi-core neural engine optimized for AI workloads and las CPU performance. Sure. Ultraicious power. Oh, it's just so powerful. Oh my god. The elves did a good job this year. I don't think I could recite one word. This is real. Is so excited. He loves that technology stuff. You just said more than I could have ever about that. I got to learn how to say all that. I don't That was a lot. Well, guess what. You're officially on the nice list. Speaking of who is that. Yeah, I noticed that. Was that J Schlatt's new album. It is. One. Wow. Is J Schlatt on the good list. Oh, well, everybody's business. Oh, there's Chubby. He's a new guy. He is. Should I call you Fiddlesticks. Reverend, you've been on this show before though, right. It's just You know what. Our elves keep up with your Twitch streams all the time. Do they. But you know what. You need to stay more hydrated and take care of yourself when you're on those long streams. Santa also knows that you passed up a job at GameStop. Yeah. Yeah. That was probably a wise choice, which is probably why we put you on the nice list. Congrats. Oh, there's another new one. Yeah. Is it Bear Bird. Hello. Hi. You guys look great. Oh my good. I think he's been working out. I can tell. You can tell. Are you serious. I think he could bench press a sleigh. Oh, he probably could bench press your sleigh. So, I hear that your first time visiting America. Your very first flight America. Oh my goodness. That's brave. Very brave. Very brave. Yes. Do you know that 99% of the flights from the US back to UK explode. Oh, you shouldn't have told him that. True. Maybe that's an old stat. He's just being silly. Sorry about that. That would be pretty unforgettable, wouldn't it. Yes, it would be. Speaking of unforgettable, there's something called like uh what was it, Mrs. Claus. Uh bear SMD. No, no, no, no. Not SMD. Santa. No, no, no. SM. Don't ever say that again, Santa. Let's see if I can remember some of the names. Um, was it Jack Manity. just about I think he's on the nice list though. Is he on the nice list. Yeah, we'll put him on the nice gracious. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Well, I hope you have safe travels back to the UK and merry Christmas and no explosions. No explosions. There's 1%. There's 1% that's wrong. All right, who's next. We got Grunk. Oh, dude, I remember what you guys told me last year. I didn't forget, by the way. Oh, all all about Luffy dying and stuff. You love your One Piece story. I do. I do. Maybe Santa can give you a little tip on what happens in chapter 1304. We want to know. Want to know. Yeah. Yeah, I do. Okay. Okay. Luffy develops stage 4 cancer and dies. No. No. No. I know. I'm sorry about that. Santa sometimes does the spoiler alert on accident. He doesn't He's doing it. I do that sometimes, too. But hey, well, I hear that you uh moved in a college house with some of your buddies there. It's true. Been keeping an eye on you, Bobby and Camden. Is that Yes. My gums, man. Can I tell you a secret. Mommy's actually working part time as an elf. Wait. Yeah. Working. That explains a lot, actually. Oh, there was something about homework. Yeah, some homework stuff. Did something happen with your homework. Well, there was something about thermmochemistry assignment a few weeks ago, dude. Yeah, chemistry. That's what the elves got. That's what the elves elves have it hanging in the workshop. Thought it was hilarious how you released it. It was the greatest. Wait, are they like making fun of me or are they proud of me. I know. They're impressed. Yeah. Okay, good. I'm glad. I'm glad. I heard that the project that you worked on, you pretty much did all the work, didn't you. Yeah, it tends to be that way, unfortunately. Well, that's why you're going to succeed. Yeah, that's right, Santa. We know that balancing those enthalopy equations and energy calculations that that just get overwhelming. And it really does. It's nonsense, let me tell you. Speaking of that, how are you enjoying two-piece. Oh, yeah. You mean one piece, I think, right. Am I doing it again. Oh, no. Did you just No. Wait, don't tell me it turns to two-piece. I didn't mean to spoil it again. Check your 1140 when cancer again. How unlucky is that pirate queen. He beat it once and now you're telling me he has to go through it again. I just can't. Well, anyways, you're on the nice list. Y we're so absolutely proud of you. You're doing a wonderful job. Thank you. I love you guys so much. All right. Oh, there's Big T. Hey, Tanner. Hi, St. Nick. Hi, Mrs. Claus. It's America, sweetheart. That's me. I'm adorable. It's been so long since we've seen you. I know. It's been a while. I'm glad to be back in the Christmas spirit. Yes. Well, I hear you moved up to Washington to be near family. Mhm. Family and a little colder. I like being cold instead of hot. That's closer to the North Pole. You ought to come up and visit. The elves would like to meet you. Yeah. Maybe you can help us build some toys. You're good with gadgets. I can build a bunch of things. Yeah. You could just watch football with the elves and Santa. Oh, I love that. I love that so much. I love football. You like football, Santa. Absolutely. Did you see Joe Burrow go down with CTU 2 minutes into the first quarter of the Super Bowl against the Seahawks. Bummer. I know. It's very unfortunate. He's doing good though right now. He's not doing too bad. Yeah, but guess what. Cam Taylor Brit at the 35, he intercepts it and then he dodges Thomas attempts to attack him. Then Walker tries to stop him. No. Touchdown face. I love Taylor Bridge. I'm I'm more of a I'm more of a Bill Buffalo Bills fan, you know. Well, that's what I was going to say. They lose 42 to6. Don't say that Bills. They lose. Did you say they lose. Well, in that game they did. Yeah, they lose 42 to6. Sorry about that. Oh, okay. Um I'll still watch it. You can come up to the North Pole. You can have our stream east watch party. Yeah. Yeah. Did we tell him whether or not he was on the nice list or Yes, he's on the nice list. He's on the nice list. Oh, thank you, Saint Nick. I love that fireplace. I know. I know. I'll put it out before you come. Don't worry. So far, everybody's been on the good list, but we haven't got through everybody yet. Have them. All one of them. We didn't see him last year. Oh, it's Willie. Hey, Willie. We missed you last year. I missed you, too. I found out I fell asleep. I was really cold. Isaac froze me out. It wasn't very nice, was it. But you know what. I'm really sad because I heard you crashed your Porsche. You bought a crashed vehicle, right. And you were going to fix it. That's what I did. I I didn't ride. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just still a little upset because you out bid me on cool parts. I did. I was you. I'm so sorry. You robbed someone of their Christmas present. Dude, buy them a broken Porsche. What else. We're going to fix it. I can drive it up to the North Pole with Big T. Okay. I love that. But you got to remember, no scratching vents. Okay. I would never do that. No. Highwayly defensive. I would never do that. I'm going to replace his suspension. Wasn't there something There was something in your book that you had from an elf report, wasn't there. Yes, there was. Oh, look at that. Congratulations. You're an apex predator this year. Yay. For sake, you're only a pat three, but you know, that's still pretty good. Congratulations anyway. Do you think anyone else will play with me then. I'm sure they will because you are on the nice list. Yay. What a delight. Anyone who would give up their Porsche to give to an elf named Griebus. Oh, that is so kind of you. Willie, you should not have. You are too charitable this year, dude. You gave up your Porsche. You are so truly do you this thought awful thing that you did and we're so proud of you. Can you believe it, Mrs. Claus. All nice. Nobody was on the naughty list. I'm the only one who's been a little naughty. That's how you stay on the nice list, guys. Is Isaac on the nice list. Isaac is always on the nice list. Oh, okay. Do we have any questions or anything. What's going on. I have one question. Oh, what is it, Larry. Does the North Pole have a football team. Well, we play the reindeer games here. Just kind of like reindeer Olympics. They all compete to see who's going to pull the sleigh that year. Oh, okay. Rudolph is never connected to the sleigh. He guides it. So, he's like the quarterback. There you go. Tanner, you had a question. Yeah. It's just I've been really wanting a special gift for Christmas. Buffalo Bills Josh Allen jersey. Well, we'll have to see what we can do about that. Okay. Okay. I haven't been cussing at all. I I I've stopped cussing pretty much. Pretty much. Pretty much. It's only when I stub my toe. I swear. See, he squared. Oh, no. Actually, you know what. Grunt, did you get that little contraption back there. I need to show Santa something. Our friend. Oh, I love those little robot. I bump into him, he trips over me. It's like he's Look at him. Isn't he great. Isn't it something special. That is some of that technology at the North Pole. Set it up for us. Oh, do I have the guy for you. Oh, yeah. We have an elf of our own here, but he's very have an elf. actually six like Buddy Buddy's very change light bulbs for us. My own question. I'm really curious how you got that album in the back. That's what I'm curious about. Some things we just can't reveal. That's crazy. Okay. All right. Well, we're going to say good night. Good night. Don't work too hard now. Are they all going to sleep. No. No. I took my pill. I'm wide awake. We are so excited to have got to spend some time with you again. And if you don't mind, as Santa always says, keep spreading love and kindness wherever you go. Remember, the magic of Christmas lives in your heart. Very true. Thank you, Santa. Thank you. Can't wait to see who wins. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. That was amazing. Joyous and joy. I have to pee. And then can we do a challenge. Yeah. Yeah. I got lined up here. Can't believe you told me Joe Burrow got CTE. [Laughter] I'm in a corner currently looking at some blinds. Oh, I can get him. Oh, I'm leaving. Oh, there he is. I'll get him. He's trying to get you a drink. Oh my god. Come on. Yo, where are you doing to me. What are you doing to me, Tanner. So, you took me with you. He put you in the bathroom. Yes. Oh, you better be careful with that blanket there. It's in case it gets cold and it's not a blanket. You want to know what it is. What is that. What kind of nipple. Get over here. One in the room. Look at the nipple. What are you doing to me. I see your nipple. Nipple gangster. Nipple. This is my gamer subs blanket hoodie. Oh, damn. Isaac, your password. I guess I'm leaving. It's too late. Walks away. See you later. Are you bringing me to the stairs, you lazy. Look at this [ __ ] I'm about to catch me a rare eyes. If you touch that thing. Uh-oh. Uhoh. I reckon it's time for some ders. Yeah. Can we go first. Who's we. Bro, I'm looking at your wheel. Look at my wheel. Look at it. Oh, your wheel looks gorgeous today. Thank you. Please give it Willie. No, Larry. What. Larry, it's you. Oh, you win, dude. Okay, Larry, call Majiano's Pizza and place five reservations. I want you to lower your chair to the lowest possible setting. And uh Oh, no. We can't do that. I can move my camera. Just lower your chair as far as it goes. No, Isaac. Oh, man. Come on. Dude, that cooked, bro. This challenge is lower your chair. Lower your chair. No, it was supposed to be lower your chair to the lowest possible setting and then if you had a desk that moves up. This was I think well before the plan of bringing everyone here was in action. [ __ ] All right. Well, you had to delete like seven dares. Like all my dares are gone now. Willie, turn off two of your monitors and play with [ __ ] Larry, you're stuck like that for now. Is it at all any uncomfortable at all. Even a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in pain right now. This is the worst challenge I've seen. This is torture, bro. Horrible. I don't know how this is like approved. I have to take the time after doing these rounds to go back and make sure we can actually do half of these. Here, here's your challenge. Roomba's on the move. I just got notifications trying to clean somewhere. Everyone's scattering. Look, I see an orange sign. Oh [ __ ] Tanner, just look to your left. No, he's not next to me. What. What other orange signs do we have in the house. He's not there. Oh, he's behind the whole PC. Oh, I see him. He's right He's right in the front of it. Oh, he's right in front of the PC. Hey, easy now. Hey, what are you bringing him over here for. Oh my god. No, I don't want to go out. I don't want to go out. And stay out. I'm kidding. You did for a second, dude. If you put a Roomba in the [ __ ] world, would it map the whole world. Yes. Yes. Clean the world challenge. The whole world. Oh my god. Bear. Time for you. Time for you. 20. You get 20 win. 20. 20. 20. 20. Nice call. Oh, this is a good one. Joey, you're messing up the whole sign. You're getting into mischief. You on the naughty list right now. Ter. All right, Bear. I'm going to DM you this challenge. All right. It's a good one. [Music] Eat all the food you want. Go to bed, then take a nap. All right, Barry. You got it. Yeah, I see it. We're going to keep the ball rolling then. Oh my god. The first one. Make all the contestants in the group laugh in under one minute. If one or two people don't laugh, you get a strike. That's like the shittiest deal ever. My name is Larry. Think about your content, bro. Stop thinking about your content. All right, you ready. You're in the physical elements. Think about that. Your minute starts now. Yo. Oh, he's just going to run around and tickle everyone in under a minute. That's impossible. I'm not laughing. I'm not going to laugh. I'm not going to laugh. I can't do this [ __ ] This is so stupid. He's already halfway done. He's halfway done already. Bro, there's no way you just let me [ __ ] kiss you. Oh my god, dude. I actually almost [ __ ] kissed you. I laughed laughed. I laughed as well. Yeah. Nick, you're done. You're not kiss. Nick, you're done. You made it right. Kiss him. Oh, he's jerking him off. It's bad. No, no, no, no, no. It's 1 minute retired. He was trying to cat me out, dude. Was he trying to see you. Imagine being so like desperate that you kiss your friend on the [ __ ] I made it to make everyone laugh. I think I'm going to go take a [ __ ] kiss. Imagine [Laughter] comedy. He's like, "What's your name?" John. All right, John. So, come here, John. You start tickling him a little bit, kissing him on the forehead. We were so close on kissing, dude. That was really bad. Yeah. Yeah. You won, dude. You got a [ __ ] dummy. My Why did you pucker your lips. It's really about to happen. Finally. stomach. Let your hair down. My stomach hurts so bad. Made him sick. Oh god. Isaac, did I win. No. Dude, you did not win. What. You spent 30 seconds walking over to Tanner ready to kiss him and pucker up on the lips and then the other remaining so hard. Oh, how about this ultimatum. There's the only way you're not going to get a strike right now. Either no more chicken out or you take one of Larry's black market challenges. Why Larry. Why Larry. What do you mean. Why Larry. He's the the king of black market. Black market challenge is a recurring dare that will come back every single wheel for every single round of dares. No matter easy, medium, hard, extreme, it doesn't matter. It's going to be on there as a recurring dare. And it's like a really [ __ ] up one. Uh well, Larry, what do you think. Oh man. Yep. That's all I got to say. I lose my chicken or I keep my chicken, but I take a black market challenge. The chicken can't be black market. I can't chicken out on a black market is what you're saying. That was what I was going to do. So, oh my god, boy. Um, that would have got everyone. What's your decision, dude. What if he's got to actually come kiss me. Now you're just like an unfinished job. Nick, what's your decision. Um, are chicken now really that important. Put your thing in your butt. I'm going to keep my chicken out and I'm going to take the black market. Okay. But does that mean I get another black market challenge. Well, it could if you roll it. Yeah. Well, the black market's its own wheel. No, I would have to do two. Huh. If you landed on another one by fake, you locked in a black market spin. That's what you just did. Oh, you have to be selected to do a black market. No. Okay. All right. So 19 could be a black market challenge. Yes. But the black market challenge is a wheel. It's not just a challenge. It's a series of challenges that you spin for again. If Larry rolled a black market, it goes to me. What. No. You were hold. Am I not explaining this right. Then we go to another wheel. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All black market challenges. So my question is where the is Larry's black market challenge commence. Does that mean I do two. Larry is the black market challenge. I made it. I thought Larry rolled a two which is black market challenge. You know what Isaac give him the first but dude. God I hope it's one. I hope it's Nick go to bed challenge. I wonder what three is then. Dude. Will you hungry. Yeah I am actually. How hungry. 5,000 birthday cakes. You're going to be taking five or six jelly beans today. Oh, you're going to be eating five or six of these. Unless they're different jelly beans. Kill your mother jelly beans. Yeah, like poison. They're disgusting jelly beans, guys. Yeah, it's going to be like corn or jelly beans. Dude, imagine getting diarrhea. No, I Larry, remember when you placed that order on Target for those things. Yeah. Guess what the only item that didn't come was. Oh, shut up. It didn't come through. No jelly bean. [ __ ] Whatever. To be fair, Nick did make us laugh a a really good Hardy Bi bunch. That's what I'm saying. That really pissed me off, though. I wanted to see him eat all those jelly beans. That would have been so cool. Just my luck. All right. Well, instead of giving you alternative, I'm just going to say thanks for a hearty hoot and a holler. Continue on here. Yeah. What a bummer. You got out of it. Who is it. Who is it. Who is it. Who is it. Before we continue, I just want to say thank you for that. And because of that, I have a surprise for you guys coming. Marshmallows maybe, buddy. Tanner. Oh, this could work. Drink out of the toilet. You and whoever you choose, go into your bags, select an outfit, and swap. Go change in the bathroom and come back. All right. Well, me and Nick are like the same size. So, Nick doesn't have a bag. He's wearing the clothes on his back. That's it. We'll just swap outfits. Swap outfits. Does he wear this shirt and I wear that shirt. Well, that's what swap clothing means. episode. Do we take a bath together. Where. What. Where did your bath and all that. I want to hear it. And underwear. No, I didn't say and underwear. Everything you're saying, Nick, is correct. Yeah, it's I said go to the bathroom and come back. But that that's that's that. Um, okay. Well, while they're going rolling. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. Here we go. That's looking like a bubby to me. Bubby on number two. Chubby. Can I just hear like your best like act natural whistle. Is that even working. Yeah, I'm making noise. It's just my mic's not picking it up. That's incredible and incredibly unlucky because you have to communicate by only whistling for the next Oh, man. You know what I just found out is not Yeah, this is even my sweat, bro. This is not mine. This is not mine. Come on, bro. It's cold as [ __ ] It's literally freezing. You could have chose bear or something. Bad roll. That's why you're cold. How long do we swap for. Um, you're making up a number as you go. There's no time frame. Oh, then we could just do it now. All right, let's go. [ __ ] Ah, you should have made out of time an hour, dude. You You think by the fifth one, everyone's like finding out my tricks and my my aces up my sleeve. Wait, Joby, what if you like pretend to be really bad at whistling. Like, listen to me, Justin. Ready. Wait, hold on. Damn. Hold on, dude. Damn. Damn. Hold on. Yeah, that works. Jeffy, do you want to win. Okay. Okay. Yep. For the next 30 minutes. There you go. If you talk though, straight. Wait, do you want to play. Do you want to play games, Joey. No. All right, dude. I want to play some games, but it's cool. You don't have to. I'm forgetting one person. Who am I forgetting. Come for drunk. Wheel. What did I get. What did I get. What did I get. Six. Another one of those secret ones I can't say about. Ooh, wait. What did Bear get. Because he's been secreted this whole time. Well, don't worry about that. You'll figure that out. Hely secrets, bro. Something about dinner. Yeah, me too, dude. I lowkey got to pee, too, though. Yeah. Can I go to sleep. Do you want to know something I never told anyone before. I do. Basically, when I was born, because of how my mom squeezed, my head essentially looked like this coming out. Really. Call you have a picture yourself. I can see. Yeah, I can actually. No way. Nuh-uh. I think this is one of his challenges. His goal is to Oh my god, bro. Stewie Griffin. Goal is to convince everyone something really [ __ ] bizarre and far out there. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You said choose an object. I don't own this room. There's nothing for me to work with. I have to use this. I couldn't do any show you wanted me to use that. My dick is You could have done that. I'm getting contact. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. I saw that. That sucks, dude. No, no, wait, wait. Did anyone kind of believe me. No. You know, I was looking for a picture. I was asking for a second. I was like, damn, when you said my mom pushed me out, my head looked like this. I did not get that at all. Yeah, that was really confusing. My mom pushed me out. Yes. Let me translate. All right. Good night, guys. Guys, it's been fun. I'm hanging up now. Isaac. Isaac. I did at least I got a few like realies. You did. The prompt reads as follows. Convince another member that the story is true. If no one believes you, you got to try. As much as I hate saying it, I I don't think a single person here. Yo, Joey, what do you think. That's controversial, dude. Don't say that. Don't say stop. You're going to say all that to him. You want to play Among Us. I do. No, you said no. What. But you're the king of deceiving. Yeah. Jumpy's biggest nightmare. Over stimulation via friends. [ __ ] How do I tell my day ones that they be annoying as [ __ ] Oh, hell no. There it is. Okay. Okay. Enough. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Enough. You actually need to put it to an end, bro. You actually need to put it to an end, bro. You actually just put it to an end, bro. You actually just put it to an end, bro. Put it to an end, bro. Hey, bear. Knock one off. Nothing. No way. I did. I did it during the bear commotion. Really. And nobody noticed. Yeah. Um, I showed my [ __ ] one time and no one saw it. No, I told him to do a cartwheel. Shut the [ __ ] up. I did it. I did it right here. I told him to do a cartwheel, but he couldn't have been caught doing it. No way. You're such a liar. I'm so serious. Did you see him do it. No, I didn't. That's how good it was. I have the footage. I' I've been recording for an hour and a half at this point. Like a whole hour and that's it. Only an hour and a half. Yeah, we have an hour and a half footage. How do we know that he didn't lie just now. Well, I'm going to figure that out in post. So, if I get to see a cartwheel. Hey, Bear. Wait, wait. Did Jubby just say hi bear. Wait, I heard it, too. I heard it, too. I didn't. I heard it, too. Dude, are you serious. Cuz he said he said, you got to stop your recording and and look at Hey, bear. Hello. Nothing. Wait a minute. That sounded like a sound boy. Hey, bear. Yeah, it did. Hey, hey, bear. Nothing. Boom. Oh man, it's Knock it off. Knock it off. Knock what off. Yeah. Nothing. Knock off. Knock what off. Nothing. Knock it off. Knock what off. GBY. Nothing. Gubby. GBY. Knock what off. Yeah. Wait. What the How long have you been in there. That chair's hurting my back, bro. It feels bad. Isaac say you can take a break and go to bed real quick. What's your room looking. So ugly. It should be Yes, bro. It should be Yes, bro. 400. Why y'all laughing, bro. Do I have you add it already. I need a whistle confirmation, please. Oh, no, I don't. I need to add you. What's your username. Sorry, dude. He went all the way outside for seconds to get food. What did you get. He has trades. He has 80 lb of food. Come down and take a look. Isaac marshmallow, dude. He got a gift package mid event, bro. Wait, you got a gift package. Yeah. Marshmallow brownie cookies. He has like Get the hell out of my life. That's actually insane. Oh, brownies and cookies. Stay strong, soldier. Stay strong. Peanut butter. Oh my. No, don't think of the ingredients. Don't think of them. Sleepiest, Epiest soldiers here. Oh, good shake, Tanner. Good shake. Don't be giving in. Over. Oh, that close up. Don't look at the screen, Tanner. Over, dude. You know, Bitcoin went down 40k. Give Nick a heart attack. You know, Doge went completely flat. Wait, the Bills had a game today and they lost. No, they didn't, bro. I know. When they play, they had a surprise game. Surprise game. You tried to pull one over on Mr. Football. Are you serious. Mr. Football. I had a whole an old high school to meet him. You doing that thing where you cut out. Why. I don't know. Recon. Yeah. Do that. That should fix it. Isaac. Yes. You have to return this Go XLR. No. You send it to me. I'll get out from 5K to one go XLR. One Go XLR. I pay 20 bucks. Isaac. Yeah. Can you bring your massage gun and massage me real quick. Oh, wait. Larry, what's up. Where's your massage gun. Right here with me. Can I come get it. That. Yeah. Three, two, one. Chubby, you could talk. Hey, man. Nick and Bear, you guys suck. I didn't talk either of those times that you guys were telling me I did. Hey, Bear. I keep on falling for Stop. Knock one off. Knock it off. All right, I'm coming to get the massage gun. The are you breaking my whole What the Why'd you take this down. Sorry, I didn't mean to bear. I didn't even mean it. Like, that was just a silly joke that I came up with that I shouldn't have done. Oh, no. Wow. Oh, hold on. Yeah, my back cat. That food going to make me sleepy, but I'll get past it. I can't believe the jubby broke. Wait, who's internet 45. What the [ __ ] are you doing to me. What is happening. You're getting a massage. Why you massaging me. I was I was scared. Oh, my hands. I cannot believe you. Oh, wow. Dude, I hate this box. This box is so annoying and dumb. Yeah. Oh, it turns. What should scare you are the zero [ __ ] I've given this year. What's up. Where are you going. Where the [ __ ] Did you see me. Get in there. This is an OT. Come on, dude. These mother watching football. This is pretty. I could do I could do this. I mean, I can't do it for long. It actually isn't. I can feel him. Isaac, get on Roblox. You now he's in a com. Hell no. You don't talk to me like hell. Pingus lay derp. Pingis pingus lay derp derp. Pingus lay derping ping. I'm going to get Oh boy. I'm going to need a hand. Oh yeah, I'm in here. You're deep. Lastly, VC Super Bowl for annoying people. This is so factually true. Getting on Roblox now. We need my god. You guys are going to piss me off to no avail because I swear to God [ __ ] Bro has a mouse caught in his throat. Oh my. That was really scary. What are you doing. [Music] When did this guy get here. Jubby, I don't think you're supposed to talk yet. Is that a strike. [ __ ] off. 45 minutes ago. I'm ready. Wait. I'm not ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. game. I'm going to freak out. Randoms now. Yeah. Wait, what. Why is that a random. What do you think. What the [ __ ] Hey, get on out of here, bro. Come on. Every single one of you, [ __ ] You a [ __ ] I have to pee. I'll be right back. would drive to the gas station and get hot Cheetos over. What. No, you that's not how this works. Over. Oh man, I thought the rules changed. There was never any rule that allowed you to drive away over. What the heck. Like I'm not going to lie, I'm a big fan of like whatever you got going on in your camera right now. That was a good idea. That there was great. Isaac, look, I put on 10 hours of bears. Reference to our friend. Reference to our dearest. You've been promoted. You're now one of my only employees. All right. I don't have a single card that makes sense. I'm going to win. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why me. Banana. Banana. Is it my turn yet. I'll be honest, I have no idea what's going on. I'm going to kill you, Nick. It look cool, right. Beat your ass tonight. I don't know. Not even numbers. What the Can I play. Uhoh. Oh [ __ ] Well, it's about damn time. Hell no. I'm not taking that [ __ ] You took it like a good boy. Hell yeah. He should get a strike. He should get a strike. He's a weirdo. It's a free country. It's a free country. I can say it's a free country. It's a free country. Good boy. Nick, you almost tried to kiss a 25-year-old man. I will break out with you. Come here. I'm sexually frustrated cuz he irked me. I Yeah, but I play the Uno, but not in the game. Nuh-uh. Green. Skip, [ __ ] I literally blocked it. Skip you [ __ ] Oh, my turn. Hey yo, Tanner. Oh my god. Big old winger, bro. Come here. Like my winger. Yo, you gave me three billion trillion cards. Watch out for bub. Oh, now you're going to give me three billion trillion. So, you're going to pass on the generational, dude. I dude I had the card in my hand. I had Yeah. What. Three cards a second ago. This is nice. Nothing. My brother. Did I press my What is happening. You are half loco like a four loco. What the [ __ ] Everybody go loco. Go. Whoever gets this is what the Oh, I swear to God. Oh, reverse. Who's happening. Oh. Oh. Oh my. Oh, this is awesome. What is going on. What do we do. What is this. [Laughter] [Music] Oh, didn't see that one coming. Someone put another down. I haven't done anything. Oh, after all, I can actually see the colors. I feel like a doggy. That color. Yeah, I hate that color. I like this one. I'm going down. I don't even know what colors I'm picking. Going down. Blue. Queen. I'm a queen. Now make it green. Make it green. Make it green. Make it green. Make it green. Crazy. Crazy. Make it crazy. Crazy. No. No. No. Are you for series, my brother. Official. Shut up. Oh, well, I don't have a card to play, so Oh, dang it. Big. Oh my god. Whoa. I feel like I'm an elderly person. What color do you need, Tanner. Um, pink. We change it to blue. Do I ever get to play everything. Holy Toledo. Everyone hurry. Hey, choose wisely, buddy. Oh, I got something for you, bro. Let me draw my card. I got something. No. Nice. What is happening. Isaac, don't you [ __ ] use that card. What card. Don't use it. Plus 99 blue. Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me. Are you Are you actually kidding me. Are you actually play all the PC's like, "Oh my god, I'm going to cut my screen. gets eliminated becomes a plus 99. Wait, no, he's safe. Oh my god. That is crazy sauce. Crazy. Okay. Oh my gosh. What. Official player gets plus four. I pressed that. Winner gets a black market challenge for another person. Tanner, I choose you get naked. What the heck. You guys are like really horny. I don't care. I don't care. I'll be for money. [ __ ] it. Wow. Okay. Oh my god. Make it all come to life. Uh, dude. Two car difference, bro. Vlog. You like crazy. Can you got block. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you also got blocked. Oh. Oh. Oh, really. Don't play that. Okay. I want to take my underwear off. It's not uncomfortable. Pingle game. You guys like every you have Is this what you guys do. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Official. Official. I don't think I've actually played in like 20 minutes. Hey, green freak. Hurry up. I'll be drawing here. Give me a seven. Show me a seven. Come on now. Hey, do the rower. Official. Oh my gosh. This is just really uncom. Oh, really. Oh, really. Official ass. What's he got. Oh. Oh, hell no. Straw hands dancing and [ __ ] Don't let Tanner win. It's a blue three. Blue tree. Oh, it's a blue tree. It's a blue tree. Oh, Nick, you can play against him. He's going to cower. What are you doing. What are you, idiot. I'm taking my leave as a bathroom break. Winner Super Bowl dinner. Winner Super Bowl dinner. Yeah. What can I say. My god. Anyone want to play pool. Oh my god. Is there a seven player pool. Seven player pool. You know what, Grunk. Maybe your tweet was right. Maybe I am a little too old to be getting angry at video games. [Music] The [ __ ] What the. He came in here and saw my dick and unlocked it. He saw my penis. Liar. He's a liar. You're a [ __ ] liar. You're a pervert. Dude, open the door again. Right, right, right. Oh, look at her. Right, right, right. Dude, what is I'm the squirrel. Someone assume the roles. I'm going to kick your ass again if you [ __ ] with me. All right, that we was hella ass, man. That [ __ ] put me in a super state. Come on, guys. Follow me. Let me take you to this cow. Moo. Moo. Help. As punishment, I'm going to stick your head in front of that cow's ass. First, I need to cut it off. Yeah, you know, I changed my mind. Actually, I kind of like this cow. I might keep him for a while. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Hello. Moo. I'm gashi. Moo. Anyway, hey, this is my cow friend here. He only says moo, but sometimes he says English. So, you're telling me this cow used to make people play Russian. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. In hell. Why are you doing that. What are you doing. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, dude. There's a homosexual outside my door. What. Isaac for going through your supply. Who said that. Who said that. Who said that. That's my hydrated boy. Water slar. That was the lowest hanging fruit. That was a what. Lowest hanging fruit. Water slush. Yeah, that was that was big. Then how about you go to sleep. [ __ ] Could we all take a picture in like the same room so people know that we're not like [ __ ] Cuz I feel like people still don't get it. Should we just turn Tanner's desk. Shut up. Oh, he's making me move, bro. Iron Beast. Oh [ __ ] It's 12:22. 12:22. It's lights out time. Oh, lights out. 12:22. You know the No, bro. 12:22 lights out. Who do you think I am. All right. All right. All right. Hey yo, what happened here. Someone just like this. Yeah, Nick slap me in the face. Shut up, dude. You're literally laying face upward. I saved your ass. 8:01 p.m. Where are you actually. Look at your [ __ ] You fell over. You were just on the ground, dude. Chubby fell off the Roomba. He did. He did. He saved me. He picked me up off the ground. Enemies where it's like, dude, what is Nick doing. Sweet. I didn't get the Oh, wait. Should we do like tallest to smallest. Is the only one who's going to be smaller than He's a little taller than me, actually. Yeah, he is a little bit. Who's taller. Who's taller. About an inch and a half. a little bit. You are taller. Yeah. So, I'm going to take your shoes off. Take your off. I don't want to be in this house. Wait. Get closer. Get your face closer. Okay. Now, this is the cover for Last W. This is the trailer. Dude, Larry looks so funny. Nice cat. Oh [ __ ] My hands. Oh yeah, dude. Turn the light off. You're rubbing like your belts on my ass. Guy on the side of the door. Oh my goodness. That's a good delivery. Are we getting pizza. Oh, did we get pizza bomb. Hi. Hi. Oh, thank you. Uh, was it paid for. Is it just Larry. Larry, what. Come here. What. Okay. Not paid for. [Music] Pizza. You and your friends live in a house together. Pizza. You and your friends also create content. Introducing pizza that shows up to your door on a new pizza. This new year, celebrate pizza bomb with your family, friends, and love 2025 pepperoni. You too can receive an unprecedented amount of your very own unpaid for your social media way responsible unic unpaid four pieces at random and potentially inconvenient time. Tommy Co is not liable for anyone's reaction factory violations late awkward conversation with you dash drivers or surprise topics you further coal media action or prices cross by unexpected gardening pizza right to accept in any condition including but not limited to crushed and infested or mysterious by signing up you wave all rights to complain sue or even definition under your breath of pizza mama all pizza deliveries are final and no returns or refunds will be honored because frankly that's your problem now use of pizza constitutes acceptance of those terms and an understanding that life is chaotic and so when you stop buying pizza we're moving out of this house thank you good luck and use code group for 10% off you [Music] A4. No. Careful. [Music] How much. Okay. Huh. I'm fine. I don't want to die. Yeah. What. Yeah, man. Woo. What the hell happened. You guys got pizza. We got pizza bomb. Damn. None of those are real words. Spoken a single word yet. Like an actual real word. All right. Show must go on. The show must go on. All right. Oh, say can you see by the Wait, Isaac, can I try your bag pipes. You want to. I do. Yeah. Hold on. Are you noticing that Larry's mic constantly makes noise. Oh my god. I think I hear the bag pipes being experimented with. Whose bag pipes are those. Those are on the chair over there. Bro, you're muted, Grunk. He's not even at his desk, man. Grunker muted. God, there's a bug here. That's going to be You only took the little pipe, not the bag. Um, I made the bag pipe make sound. That's all I figured out how to do. I'm going to do a quick catnap, guys. And I'll cap catnap. More like capab I trained myself. Look. It's fun to do. Is it. What even is it. What even. Like what tool is that. It's a read, I think, is what they call it. Yeah. Oh, the thing you put into it. Yeah. Can someone take it away from him. Oh, it's not a read. He just blow normally. Oh, wait. He's on the phone with the police. Maybe I should stop. He's like, "Is that a thing in the background. You're prank calling me, aren't you?" That a silly sound in the background. You're done. Is that a slightly irritating noise right here. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Prank call. You're drunk. Transcribe. Transcribe what's going on. Yeah. What is he talking about. Remember, read his lips. What am I think. Um, my butt itches. What's that. My desk right now. Might as well check out what's going on over here. Things are a little serious right now. Let me play with this right quick. Put it down there. Yeah. What's up. Things are pretty serious right now. Let me play with this real quick. Let me play with this real quick. Ah, this is funny. Are they talking about me. Yeah. Uh, I don't know. Sorry. My roommate's being an ass right now. Total [ __ ] ass. Yeah, but this guy, he ordered pizzas and we're scared. What's next. A bomb. Just call to let you know that if you get any reports in the area just about like bombs or pizzas, just call us and we can get it handled. We get it. We're like YouTubers. We're doing a challenge right now. Yeah. Uh so just call me whenever you hear a pizza or a bomb and that's that. All right. Don't worry about bombs, guns, intruders, invasion, pizza, anything of that sort. Pizza. Especially pepper. Especially we're literally all vegetarians. We can't have that. Meat lovers. There's two things in life I hate. It's bombs and it's meat lovers pizzas. Yeah. So, my channel is Willie and uh vlog. Feel free to subscribe, but but you know, it's cool. I also have a cat. You want to check that out. Bento, is he still on the phone. Yeah. I have new plushies for my cat, Bento, too. Yeah, you can find my YouTubetubes. Make sure you tell your wife about it, too. When you go home at 4:00 in the morning this morning, make sure to tell your wife to subscribe and buy Bentos. I think it's really funny. This conversation actually happens in real life a lot. It always ends with, "Yeah, we do content." Yeah, my channel's Willie. I'm Willie, but we're the group. Yeah, I'm Willy. But I have a channel where I put my vlogs, but we also have a channel where we put our group chat vlogs. And then we have a another channel where this other guy that I'm roommates with. We also have a couple friends. They're cage and cam. They're sound engineers. And oh man, that Lord Rice D, man. This other guy is Pat God and Leg. First, let me tell you about Pat God. So, he likes gambling and leg came along. He wanted to be as Bruce Tusome, but then they had a falling out. Oh, you're ready to watch. All business. business. Hey, ma'am. Grant's going to get real mad when he sees what happened. What. What. The hot glue came undone from the duct tape. Oh, Grant. Hot glue came undone from the duct tape. Oh, my engineer's going to blow a gasket. Yeah, please live. Someone needs to take it from his head, bro. What are you going to do to my [ __ ] head, bro. school. Whoa. I'm going to get out of What are you going to do to my beat out of your stupid [Laughter] [Music] no. Oh my gosh. Crazy might be the worst one yet. [Music] Trunk ride. Truck rhyme. Drunk for what. For what. For what. Walk or you get disconnected. His whole bit this year has just been being a mosquito. Take a walk. My energy is out. Tired as [ __ ] Is the [ __ ] did you keep the couch open in the [ __ ] garage. What is that. What is that sound. I can't believe that. Is that Santa. I need to know what it sound like. Play Star Wars. [Music] Star Wars. Oh my god. There you have a 5 shadow. Can we Can we go lights out. Can we go lights out. Can we go lights out. Is it too early for lights. 1:00 a.m. Wait, is it at 3:00. When do we do them. Usually 3:00. Gary's mod. Either we play Garry's Mod. Scary map. Gary's Mod. Garry's Mod Prop Hunt or we gamble on steak. Gamble on steak. Hello. From my guy. Hold on. It's the Morse code machine. Hey. Yeah. Nothing. [Music] Are you kidding me. Hey, bear. What's that drawing game. What's that drawing game. Oh, Scribblio. I want to play that. Scribbly. I'm down for Scribblio F. Oh, I found my new stim beacon, bro. I'm in for the long run. Take it away. I'm in for the new stim beacon, bro. Can you make the time longer. The draw time longer, please. You're making an hour. Wow, you guys seem not really in it right now. Big TFL Studio joined. Big TFL going on. You guys are never going to get this, by the way. It's like only I know this. Only you know this. You don't get it. You don't know the word. Shut up. Which makes sense cuz only I know this. You guys don't some You guys don't know it. It's okay. What the hell. Ah, easy. What. What. I get it now. Everybody want to be so honest with me. Can I be a Twitch emote. Yes. Yes. They put you up there. You'd be used like three times a year. Don't you want. I'm a bang. I'm a bang. What. Joby, this car looks [ __ ] up. Oh, guess car twice. Yeah. What else is it. What is this. It's a car I'm looking at. How many letters are the words, dude. I didn't even look at how many letters there were. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, talent show. So, I'm in dude. Of course. Of course. Of course. Oh, wait. Cost. Wait. Cost price. Costco dollar. Costco. Super check. Super billion check. Super 100 billion check. Golden ticket. Iron ingot and a gold ingot. Bucket. What. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You said, you dummy. You said Mount Everest penis, bro. What the hell is that. Penis and balls. Dude, that's really a long old thing, bro. You're making me laugh. Threeeyed monster. Genius in disguise. Tripod. You've got to be kidding me. What. I'm at a loss. Almost done. Oh my god. I'm steing a penis. I didn't even notice how big it was at first. I didn't even sick in my head. Sadness. Depressed. Oh god. I have crippling depress. Oh, bang. Veteran ends with an H. Rare. Uh, legless fool. Legos fool. Vietnam vet, guys. I'm just going to be the [ __ ] dude. Did you pick the hardest word. No. Probably anything else. It's kind of the easiest word. Oh, real bear. We're about to Dude, why did you add a million different accessories. Larry had a big black dick. I'm going to show you what you just did here. This is exactly what you did. Watch. Guy. Guy standing. Plumber. Dummy. Got stung by a bee. Hey, what is this, dude. Just draw the thing. Holy [ __ ] See, yours is just worse than mine. It's a What. Dude, Jubby, go. Guys, it's a waffle. I can't get it. Uh, letter ends with E. Um. Um. Glitter ends with E, dude. No, no word ends with E. Oh, this is a beautiful flower. What. What. What. Hell no. Dude, you got me. That is not a whistle. Her lips are closed. What the is that. Is that like coal going in the oven. Are you done. You better not be done. Yeah, keep drawing. He was saying charter and it's not charter. Charter. Charter. Charter. Charter. Charter. Charter. Charter. I was not charter. What's charter. How do you spell charter. What are you talking about. Charter. Shamer. Printer. [ __ ] shitty pieces of paper out of my life. Square and two other squares. The craziest thing is you kept saying charter. Charter. It made me laugh. I can't charter was stuck on my mind. Charter charter. Charter. Charter. Oh, you're a dumb ready. Okay, here we go. Oh my god. Oh, I get it. It's not window sill. Wall bear. Good [ __ ] Window pie. Window pies. It's window pies. It's window. Oh my god. Window sill. Not window sill. [ __ ] is this. Oh. Oh, what. Oh my god. What. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Good job. Good job. This is what happened to that [ __ ] CEO. This is exactly what happened. Odor. GG, guys. Wow. GG. GG. I know we just did drawing, but can we do the one where it's like someone else gets someone else's prompt. Wait, you guys want to see something [ __ ] up. No. I'm joining. I'm doing I'm joined up. General, too. See, everyone has a rocket ship except except for someone. Tanner, just click on it, man. Where's the rocket ship. Click general like the voice chat, bro. There's no rocket [ __ ] bro. Enter. Enter. Not the text channel. The actual voice channel. There he is. Wow. Thanks for the instructions that weren't were horrible. Dude, you got here, didn't you. Normal mode. Normal mode. Oh, bears. A bears. Hey, bear. I keep thinking you No, that's just that's just stop doing that. Actually [ __ ] la. Who wrote this. What the heck is this. Yeah. What the [ __ ] Yep. Yep. Mine's Yep. And it's done. Really. Really. What the hell is this. All right. Isaac, present. Tanner taking a big massive poo. Oh, this is good. There we go. I know. Oh my god. Look at Tanner taking a big fat stinky [ __ ] Oh, [Laughter] Tanner and his big poopy [ __ ] butt ass. Oh my god. That is not me. You know me your whole life. I use a direct reference in this call. This is what happened. You guys fantasizing about Oh no, I know where she's going. Cellulite build up ination is no good for hell. Good for health. realistic looking pair of nice shiny. Oh god, there you go. Oh, this is where that come on. I see it. That's why I hate most. I see it. Oh, you guys aren't ready for the next drawing, guys. I'm really serious, man. This was sour, bro. This was sour. Oh. [Laughter] Oh my god. Peter. Yeah. To his head. Okay. I have to pee. I'll be right back. Yeah. I really got to pee, dude. T's about to fall asleep. You're done, bro. I see it. I'm not tired. [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] Dude, holy grunk never change. I'm not going to break. I swear I work. I swear. Have you seen Lights Off with this guy. Oh, no. No. Oh, dude. I I keep on forgetting. I just have full control over everything. Where my sweats at, bro. I don't know. But I'm going to put you inside hell. Huh. The whole house. Good morning, Tanner. The money. Yo, what's good, Nick. Yo, I said I forgot. Oh, okay. Maybe this will help. Bro, you know how that Do you Well, I got some motivation to stay up. What is that. 8 hours NFL Sunday starts. So, we're Oh my god. You should do a challenge. Peeing your pants. Chubby, I dare you to pee your [ __ ] pants cuz that'd be so gross and you'd start chafing, dude. Think about it. The viewers would be like, "What the fuck?" Yeah. They'd be like, "They're going this far." Are are you It's only four. That was a really Is that why is that why why you keep doing that to the boy. You know what's going to happen. What. Every comment now is going to be, "Hey, Bear." Oh, you're welcome. I'm taking away from uh do you live there. You know, a little bit of a refreshing taste. I still don't get do you live there. Like what. How do you not know that. That's like my the funniest [ __ ] ever. My bad, man. [ __ ] ever. Didn't Jubby say like he was in an apartment or something. Yeah, he was in his apartment like in his room. Like, do you live there. He just Oh, do you live there. I'm like, yeah, he does. I'm ready when you guys are. See, it's still funny. It's still kicking. I'm trying to get rid of it. It's okay, Jubby. I'll cheer you up with this image. I have a few images for you, Jubby. What the hell is that. There's Jubby coming on in. That is so Where did he come from. Oh my god. He just walks in and he cleans up the president walked in with his camera. Filmer like he's a famous YouTuber now. Dude. Oh my god. Oh, he's a 101 robot. One robot. That's like the first conscious to be successfully uploaded on a computer. I can't stop watching, dude. He's so excited to be there, dude. I love how I love how the gift just goes out of frame like he has places to be and [ __ ] My stomach my stomach can't take much more. Wait a second, Isaac. Are both of the AC's down here and up there connected. No wonder it was 66 down here. Wait, that's not Tanner. No, Tanner. Yeah. Is your method you put your feet up on the You [ __ ] knew it. I knew it. That's my method. Yeah. I was like, "Oh, this is game. I'll make new rules." Look at all the lonely. This is pretty sweet, though. Oh my god, Isaac. We need a gift. We need a gift of Tanner moving his desk around. Tanner moving his desk. Yeah. Isaac nasty. What's up. Oh my god. [Music] I'm pretty sure. What. It's fake. Sorry. Okay, perfect. We're fixing you. Fixing your AI. Are you updating my software. Yeah, we're giving you a software patch. What follows is a brief construction montage. We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage. I'm here to just Yeah. You know what. I'll get out and just do something. What. Don't you touch that [ __ ] thermostat. I turned into 71. Oh, okay. It's like, did did they really even measure it right. Did you actually I'm using my hands. My extra set of hands God gave me. I'm a normal boy. I'm a normal boy. Yeah. Hey, hey, you Hey, hey, you know what I always say. Gaser gas. [Music] I'm doing the big gatling gun like you're straining yourself. Do it while you're on a helicopter. Do it while you're on a helicopter. Wait, wait. Watch this. Ready. Yeah. So hard. You guys, first of all, need to look at this tweet that someone replied to me with. Oh my god, it's literally exactly that. Isaac, when's it going to happen. Holy granoli. If you guys want, you know what. We could do a little bit of both. You guys could turn off all theing lights if you really want to. You see his [ __ ] face. This is where I come alive. Can you guys see the hole in my pants. Oh, [ __ ] I got to turn the slide off. Bro, I don't give a [ __ ] I'm going to find this hole. One sec. [ __ ] Tanner is just showing his like rancid Christmas. You guys see it. Tenner, you are 38, dude. 25, bro. [ __ ] 25. I'm [ __ ] 25. Get it right. Oh, give me some blankie. Give me that blanket. Give me Wait, you're going to pass out, dude. It's so comfortable. Holy Oh, yeah. Wow. Look at this genius idea from Willie. I'm in it to win it, guys. I'm Hey, it looks real good. So, it begins. We have to go pee really quick, y'all. You're talking. I'm going over here. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to scream as loud as I [ __ ] can into this thing. And I'm going to mute my mic so it only comes out of his thing. Hold on. Okay. Okay. Bro, you missed me. I did. My computer's so bright. Yeah, but you're not, bro. Bear, stop. Bear, stop it. Bear, stop it. Bear, stop. Stop. Stop it, stop it, bear. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Don't touch me. [Music] Stop it. Don't say that. No. No. No. Pingus. Tubby. Looks like the epicenter of a montage of a plethora of He does look like the epicenter of aby does look like the epicenter of aby. You are looking like you stop it. Stop. Stop being so mean. epicenter of the epicenter of human. [Music] It's me, Satan. I dare you to order 99. [Music] So, your IRS looks good. Your 401k is not that your Amazon Prime is going to expire. Hello, it's me Rocket. You spend a large amount of money on your subscription. You're going to see a slight turn. You don't want to take that left. You lose me. If you hear anyone say, [Music] "Ich. Is there an echo?" So now I'm getting [Music] I didn't know what I was doing. Joby, repeat after me. 174 85. You just put a curse on him. Good job. Oh my god. Oh, dude. You scared the British guy there. Is that your house, dumbass. Is it true that you're in an apartment. Yes, I'm in an apartment. Yes, I'm in an apartment. Is it true that you live there. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, he lives there. Chubby, I read this funny meme that said you lived in there. Not a funny meme, dude. Dude, literally like there was tears running down my cheeks. It was so funny. Anyways, have you seen the other meme. I'd be [ __ ] up. High key [ __ ] up. This is the queen bear. Bear, this is Are you back. Queen Elizabeth, hello. I can tell you something. The tree on the left of the hill is where I left my treasure. You being honest. You will find on the left of the hill. [Music] I charted my treasures for you. That was crazy. My wealth and my treasures for you over here. The treasure is over there. I left my treasure there. [Applause] There's not there's not much time right now. There's a hole in the old murder. She wrote murder. WAC. Yeah, you can't sneak under my table cuz there's a GoPro pointed at me. I'm sorry. I can sneak under your table whenever I [ __ ] please. You'll hear my claws running against the floor. I'm going to go in bear's room when he won't even know. Bear together. Bear, don't move. Bear, don't move. I'm already doing it, Bear. Pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to push that kid. Yeah. I'm going to beat the car on that kid, dude. I'm actually going to beat the [ __ ] out of that little kid for Christmas. Really, dude. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Really. Shut the [ __ ] up. Isaac, is it official. It is so official. Did Lastly VC start. Has it started yet. I love this game. I love this game. What the [ __ ] is this potion. What should we do, guys. E. I just use a [ __ ] splash potion. Oh my god. I just use a splash potion. HD streaming for 12 hours. Try it out now. Wait, wait, wait. HD streaming. Wait, wait. Isaac, you've upgraded me. Why'd you upgrade me. Hello. Did you upgrade me. Isaac, do you want us to do anything like get naked and find out which one's naked. Get naked and find out which one's naked. Yeah. Can we actually get naked and find out which one's naked. Isaac has upgraded you to HD streaming. HD streaming. Isaac has updated me to HD streaming. Wait, Isaac, can you upgrade me. I upgraded you with my HD streaming splash potion. Isaac, let's do dark challenges like mug somebody when I run by the house. Okay. Hey, we bring somebody in their house. Yeah. Isaac, can we get someone alive and put them in the refrigerator. Isaac, we chop somebody's head off, Isaac. You're the leader. Say the word. I'll do it. Please, please. I'll drink the blood of our enemies. Leader. Come on. I'll se their head and wear it as a hat. Come on, leader. Please, I'm a sick [ __ ] leader. Listen, leader, consider big leader. Let us lose one time. Come on, leader. Give us something to do. Give us a challenge. Come on, group leader. Please. Come on, leader. As the group leader, I think I will pull a string and we will do something. That makes him a good leader. He's ready to kill and drink some water out of his ass. We like to play soccer with our enemies heads. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You can now stream in HD using HD. Come on, leader. Get us to you, leader. Come on, leader. Come on. Come on, leader. Come on. Come on, leader. Come on, leader. We're just waiting for your word, man. Come on, leader. Come on. Come on. Come on, dork. Leader, can you over stimulate me. Come on, Tweed. Do we. Come on. Give us something to do. Put us back. Come on, filibuster. Come on, Crumball. Come on, Dingbat. Let's go. Come on. Tell me something. Come on. Come on. Come on, leader. Give us something to do. It's dark out on someone else. Take someone they're dead. Just take one. Just tell me someone to feed off, [ __ ] Please. God damn. The [ __ ] out of someone, please. Come on, man. I just need a pack of snow. Come on, leader. Just give me something to do. Just give me something to do. You have any laundry. I want my family to eat tonight. Listen to the group leader. The group leader says he looks after all of his little henches. He makes What the [ __ ] is going on. Group leader makes sure all the lines are tied together is what you're supposed to say, Nick. Thank you, leader. Thank you, leader. All thank you, leader. Yo, what were the leader's instructions. I don't know. You talked over it. Sit down. One more time. your leader. The leader looks out for his pack. He makes a hungry thirsty. Oh, hello. Why am I not feeling good. Leader, why am I here. leader. Put this guy, man. He's all new. [Music] There's a red door with a man. I see him. Hey, he has a He has a suit on. You're total cap, bro. I'm not even capping. You got a tuxedo. There really is somebody in there. You're such a [ __ ] bro. I already know that. There really is somebody in there. I really wish I telling the truth. There's a guy in the suit. He's got a gun. Everybody hide. Everybody go out. That guy's not even out there. Are you tripping. There's literally a man in the door outside. I'm not tripping, dude. I swear to God, he's ready to come in. Leader, you got to do something about the door and look. There's a man that killed me. Listen to me. Go to the door. Go to the front door and look at the door. I already did. I looked through the blind. I swear to God, you saw nobody, right. I saw no one. Exactly. He's lying to you. He's [ __ ] hallucinating. Guys, we're not joking. There was a man at the door. Green. Put the lights back on so we can re There was genuinely there's genuinely someone at the door. There's literally somebody at the door. Oh [ __ ] There's someone at the door. I told you. What. What kind of sick joke. I waited 4 months for this. 4 months. What are you talking about. to be continued. What is this. Severance season 2. Got to wait 3 years. I'm going to cry. I will cry on stream. I'm going to go live and I'm going to be crying and it's all Isaac Y's fault. Really putting the Y and Isaac. Why. Four months. That's a long That's a That's a long time. Four months. I've been sitting staring at my computer for four months for this upload. than nothing. Waiting a whole week. Waiting a whole week. My entire house is bet on Tanner's ability to stay awake in a Discord VC. I can't lose this, man. I'm still crying. I'm so mad. I can't even form a yo mama joke right now. I'm so upset. I am crying. All right, it's fine. You're fine. You're chill. Who are you. You are your I am your mama. I am your mama. [Music] This is me exhaling. What sinister outcomes will these cherished young men face. Where is this group leader in this time of confusion and peril. And who the H double hockey sticks is that at the front door. Huh. Tune in next week for the second and final part of Last to Leave VC. Last to leave VC. Last. This is ASMR. This is the ASMR portion. To leave VC. Do you hear that. Last. To leave. Is that tickling in your eardrums. Tune in next week to last of last to leave. Is that tickling your eardrums VC. Last to leave VC. Last to leave VC. VC VC VCing you. Ah, isn't that is that funny. Yeah. Now, here's a couple of [ __ ] for it. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] What sinister outcomes will these [ __ ] terrorist young men face. [ __ ] Tune in next week for the second and final part of anus. Where is this [ __ ] And who the h e double fart group leader in this time of [ __ ] And ah my balls. Ow. One kind of sick [ __ ].